Its the bit I always go out and make a tea on.

The best bit about it is you can go out and make a cup of tea, safe in the knowledge you dont need to think about coming in until you hear a car racing round a track. And then you have a 1 min buffer to fish out the tea bag and get the milk in etc. From the time you hear the car start, to sitting down, you have just about the right amount to take it easy without dashing and spilling, usually end up plonking down on the sofa just as they cross the line and Clarkson is thanking them for coming on

Yes it is a particularly sh*t piece of TV isnt it

On the tea making front; youve gotta let it steep man!

Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond, James May and The Stig return for a brand new series.
In this first programme Jeremy asks why there arent more three-wheeled cars in the world and investigates further with a closer look at the 1980s comedians favourite, the Reliant Robin.
Meanwhile, James gives Top Gears favourite warhorse, the Toyota Hilux pick up, one final assignment as he attempts to drive one up an active volcano in Iceland; and The Stig rips up the track in the new Bentley Continental Supersports.
Plus, Richard gives the old Chevrolet Lacetti a dignified send-off before he and Clarkson host a star-studded tea party to welcome in a shiny new Reasonably Priced Car.

Jaimz

A better episode than some of the later series trash  

on again tonight, just incase you forgot.