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Clocked n Bacon's Dodgy Car Repair Services

Started by Bacon, April 28, 2011, 23:13:48 PM

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Bacon



The story is, we couldn't find a towing eye for the BMW and mine from the Astra wouldn't fit so we ripped out Clocked's back seat and i used it to push his car onto the ramps!

Ingenuity at its finest.
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Binary Shadow


Bacon

Quote from: Binary Shadow on April 28, 2011, 23:22:34 PM
engine in the BMW not a runner?

Air in the fuel system, oil was leaking badly from the cap until it was replaced, put a new fuel filter on and bypassed the non working fuel heater as per Knighty's guidelines :P

Now the battery needs to be removed and charged, its totally flat.
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Clock'd 0Ne

Quote from: Binary Shadow on April 28, 2011, 23:22:34 PM
engine in the BMW not a runner?

We got it all the way to Exeter from Sunderland with a bit of determination, then ten miles into me heading home it gave up on me.

Mongoose

clearly this should be in the guides section! well done gentlemen!

Bacon

Fuel line replaced, lets hope when my old man gets back with his van that it starts up first time :D
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matt5cott


Beanissocoollike

You're not very good on informing me on stuff are you? I can't believe you've injured the beem! I will miss it

Clock'd 0Ne

RAC are on their way out to get the car started. I reckon it will live again :ptu: :w00t:

Mark

You pair of girls! You could have pushed that on to those ramps

Bacon

Quote from: Mark on May 11, 2011, 00:13:16 AM
You pair of girls! You could have pushed that on to those ramps

Someone had to steer! They are unbelievably narrow :P
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Clock'd 0Ne

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RIP BMW 325 TDS :yarr: :horse: :violin: :'(


Nearside front coil spring incomplete
Offside rear coil spring incomplete
Fuel system component leaking
Offside front (sill) seat belt anchorage prescribed area is exccessively corroded
Offside rear (sill) seat belt anchorage prescribed area is exccessively corroded
Nearside front suspension arm has excessive play in a ball joint
Offside front suspension arm has excessive play in a ball joint
Nearside rear wheel bearing rough when rotated
Nearside rear Anti-roll bar linkage insecure
Offside rear Anti-roll bar linkage insecure
Rear Anti-roll bar missing
Front windscreen washer provides insufficient washer liquid
Exhaust emits an excessive level of smoke for a turbo charged engine
Nearside rear parking brake recording little or no effort
Parking brake efficiency below requirements **DANGEROUS**


I managed to drive it all the way back up to Sunderland for the MOT and knighty approved inspection too


soopahfly


XEntity

I like that only the hand brake actually makes it dangerous?  :rofl: