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New Bond Aston Martin DBS
on: May 04, 2006, 23:16:02 PM
It's all fun and games until a 200' robot dinosaur shows up and trashes Neo-Tokyo… Again.

Re:New Bond Aston Martin DBS
Reply #1 on: May 04, 2006, 23:33:01 PM
Thats not the proper car, its a manual.

The new bond cant drive manuals.

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New 007 Daniel Craig shocked producers of Casino Royale when he revealed that he cannot actually drive Bonds trademark Aston Martin. Craig told Bond bosses that he is actually only qualified to drive an automatic transmission vehicle, which was a huge problem with driving the manual Aston Martin DB5. Filming had to be halted so that the actor could actually learn how to drive the fictional spys hi-tech car.

This is getting ridiculous. Our new James Bond cant get even a d-list actress to pair up with him, gets his teeth knocked out, cant drive a stick, and looks like his face was carved out of yogurt. The only way it could get worse is if he spent the entire movie in pink hot pants with the words "shaken, not stirred" on his ass and introduced himself as "agent double-o-pretty princess."

Re:New Bond Aston Martin DBS
Reply #2 on: May 04, 2006, 23:33:07 PM
Phwwwwoooaaarrrrrr...

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Re:New Bond Aston Martin DBS
Reply #3 on: May 05, 2006, 00:01:59 AM
*orgasm*

Thank you.

Re:New Bond Aston Martin DBS
Reply #4 on: May 05, 2006, 00:08:53 AM
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Thats not the proper car, its a manual.

The new bond cant drive manuals.

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New 007 Daniel Craig shocked producers of Casino Royale when he revealed that he cannot actually drive Bonds trademark Aston Martin. Craig told Bond bosses that he is actually only qualified to drive an automatic transmission vehicle, which was a huge problem with driving the manual Aston Martin DB5. Filming had to be halted so that the actor could actually learn how to drive the fictional spys hi-tech car.

This is getting ridiculous. Our new James Bond cant get even a d-list actress to pair up with him, gets his teeth knocked out, cant drive a stick, and looks like his face was carved out of yogurt. The only way it could get worse is if he spent the entire movie in pink hot pants with the words "shaken, not stirred" on his ass and introduced himself as "agent double-o-pretty princess."


erm... your quote says that they taught him how to drive manuals.

New Bond Aston Martin DBS
Reply #5 on: May 05, 2006, 00:42:16 AM
* choosing bank to rob *

Re:New Bond Aston Martin DBS
Reply #6 on: May 05, 2006, 07:08:42 AM
I couldnt be arsed to read properly, it was late.

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Re:New Bond Aston Martin DBS
Reply #7 on: May 05, 2006, 12:27:05 PM
Dum-Diddy-Dum-Dum-Dun-Dun-Dun

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