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Chat => Sports, Hobbies & Motors => Topic started by: Goblin on May 04, 2006, 23:16:02 PM

Title: New Bond Aston Martin DBS
Post by: Goblin on May 04, 2006, 23:16:02 PM

http://www.automotoportal.com/photos/Aston_Martin_reveals_James_Bond_DBS_for_CASINO_ROYALE/1

Slightly blingy, but hey, its an Aston :)

Goblin

Title: Re:New Bond Aston Martin DBS
Post by: soopahfly on May 04, 2006, 23:33:01 PM

Thats not the proper car, its a manual.

The new bond cant drive manuals.

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New 007 Daniel Craig shocked producers of Casino Royale when he revealed that he cannot actually drive Bonds trademark Aston Martin. Craig told Bond bosses that he is actually only qualified to drive an automatic transmission vehicle, which was a huge problem with driving the manual Aston Martin DB5. Filming had to be halted so that the actor could actually learn how to drive the fictional spys hi-tech car.

This is getting ridiculous. Our new James Bond cant get even a d-list actress to pair up with him, gets his teeth knocked out, cant drive a stick, and looks like his face was carved out of yogurt. The only way it could get worse is if he spent the entire movie in pink hot pants with the words "shaken, not stirred" on his ass and introduced himself as "agent double-o-pretty princess."

Title: Re:New Bond Aston Martin DBS
Post by: M3ta7h3ad on May 04, 2006, 23:33:07 PM

Phwwwwoooaaarrrrrr...

Title: Re:New Bond Aston Martin DBS
Post by: PuNk on May 05, 2006, 00:01:59 AM

*orgasm*

Thank you.

Title: Re:New Bond Aston Martin DBS
Post by: M3ta7h3ad on May 05, 2006, 00:08:53 AM

Quote from: soopahfly

Thats not the proper car, its a manual.

The new bond cant drive manuals.

Quote

New 007 Daniel Craig shocked producers of Casino Royale when he revealed that he cannot actually drive Bonds trademark Aston Martin. Craig told Bond bosses that he is actually only qualified to drive an automatic transmission vehicle, which was a huge problem with driving the manual Aston Martin DB5. Filming had to be halted so that the actor could actually learn how to drive the fictional spys hi-tech car.

This is getting ridiculous. Our new James Bond cant get even a d-list actress to pair up with him, gets his teeth knocked out, cant drive a stick, and looks like his face was carved out of yogurt. The only way it could get worse is if he spent the entire movie in pink hot pants with the words "shaken, not stirred" on his ass and introduced himself as "agent double-o-pretty princess."

erm... your quote says that they taught him how to drive manuals.

Title: New Bond Aston Martin DBS
Post by: DeltaZero on May 05, 2006, 00:42:16 AM

* choosing bank to rob *

Title: Re:New Bond Aston Martin DBS
Post by: soopahfly on May 05, 2006, 07:08:42 AM

I couldnt be arsed to read properly, it was late.

Title: Re:New Bond Aston Martin DBS
Post by: Cypher on May 05, 2006, 12:27:05 PM

Dum-Diddy-Dum-Dum-Dun-Dun-Dun