* You prefer playing against the computer - Hmmm maybe
* You only play when your girlfriend is out - Would be the case if I had one
* You believe that winning isnt everything - Indeed, too much effort
* Its been days, not hours since you last switched on your console - Weeks!
* Youre the oldest person trading in games at GameStation - Nah not yet
* You like your Xbox 360 and your PS3 equally - BOOOO!
* You fondly remember a golden age of gaming - Indeed
SNES FTW!
* You avoid playing on the Wii because its too much effort - Sounds about right
* Your FPS experience consists of spawn, run, die... spawn, run, die... spawn... - Yep
* You find the idea of videogames based on board games perfectly acceptable - Yeppy
* Youve pre-ordered GTA IV but dont mind if it doesnt turn up on launch day - Didnt even bother pre-ordering it and not fussed about getting it.
I miss being addicted to games, used to make it easier (and cheaper) to pass the time