I just read the ign review - they gave it 5.9/10  :shock:

If anyone does try it the first mission is buggy, try the 2nd.

Thanks sdp, downloading now.

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Thanks sdp, downloading now.

I wonder if he has been converted and is now preaching creationism

Im installing it now. If you dont hear from me again youll know Ive been converted and am spending my days preaching to the heathen savages out there.

Wow, I actually spent longer playing that than I would have liked. Im astonished that someone actually made a game like this? I mean, seriously, theres something in everyones head thatll tells you when youve produced something that is cringeworthy and generally sh*te, but it seems some people dont listen to it.

Things that greatly amused me (in a "youve got to laugh or youll cry" kind of way):

Some guy who has travelled all over the world learning about the worlds religions keeps talking about the "primivite pagans".

Your standard RTS toolbar now includes options to "pray" (increase your spirit, no-one has a life meter, everyone just has spirit) and "recruit" (convert a non-believer or a bad guy to christianity).

Christians are green (well, they have nice green brackets around them), atheists are grey and general bad guys and followers of false faiths are red. You heard it here first folks.

Homoerotic voice acting. And when you band select a group of units they all talk in unison, its like the Borg or something. "We will obey. Will will do that quickly" etc etc.

Oh, apparently musicians are evil. The red (bad) guys like to use their screaming guitars to convert you to their side. Standing to close to one of these guitar wielding maniacs makes you loose spirit until he converts you to follow the antichrist. "Beware of the evil musicians!" As I was told by some grey faithless chap on the street.

God doesnt consider killing in battle as murder according to one chaps life story.

The clothes people wear define their religion. Yes folks, if you have tattoos, piercings, slightly non-normal hair or wear any leather/PVC/denim etc then you are BAD. You are RED and BAD. You probably have a screaming guitar you use to convert people to your evil faith. If you are grey then you are easy pickings and only take about two seconds to convert. Oh, you dress casually wearing a baseball cap and slacks. If, however you are converted to the godly ways then you suddenly appear with shiny green brackets, trousers, a shirt and a tank top.

Apparently women cant become builders and men cant become medics. All women in existence however CAN become medics, and ALL men builders.

Im sure there are many more amusing things in this game but I cant stomach anymore tonight. Maybe tomorrow. Its torture, but my masochistic side is loving the sheer amount of crapness. This is a serious candidate for worst game in the world ever. Worse than Big-Rigs, worse than Aquaman:Atlantis, even worse than a non-patched Battlecruiser 3000AD.

I think Im going to watch some filth or something now to wash away the taint of forced enlightenment.  

LMAO, that sounds spectacular! I may have to download it myself if its so bad as to be camp bad. Good people wear slacks and teh bad wear pvc...sounds like itll help the younguns understand the ways of the city.

When the kindly "grey" chap stopped me on the street and warned me about the "evil musicians" and their "screaming guitars" I laughed so hard I spit tea all over the monitor. Its so chock full of one liners. At first I thought the text in peoples stories was placeholder but no, they are all present and correct, but just lousy.

The best one is a chap called Fidel I recruited. "No!" His bio informs me, "Fidel is NOT from Cuba!"

It actually makes you "sign up" to play the beta with an e-mail address before you start (and no option to opt out of anything) so I think Ill set up a Yahoo address out of curiosity to see what they send.

It actually makes you "sign up" to play the beta with an e-mail address before you start (and no option to opt out of anything) so I think Ill set up a Yahoo address out of curiosity to see what they send.

Click cancel on that box and itll let you play with out regging.