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The Expendables
on: January 06, 2010, 14:07:30 PM
stallone, stratham, jet li, lundgren, randy couture, steve austin, rouke, willis, schwarzenegger ....

Enough said surely?

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Re:The Expendables
Reply #1 on: January 06, 2010, 15:16:16 PM
Think we ought to start a poll on the final bodycount in the film?

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Reply #2 on: January 06, 2010, 15:21:04 PM
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Think we ought to start a poll on the final bodycount in the film?


at least 1, seeing it stars brittany murphy
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Reply #4 on: July 05, 2010, 23:08:17 PM
Not long(err ish) now :ptu:

Buzzing to see this tbh, not watched a decent flick at the cinema for a while, I hope they dont bother putting this in 3d  :thumbdown:

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Reply #5 on: July 05, 2010, 23:36:25 PM
Im looking forward to this. Along with Predators and Inception there may be some more things worth watching at the cinema finally!

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Reply #6 on: July 06, 2010, 00:10:32 AM
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Im looking forward to this. Along with Predators and Inception there may be some more things worth watching at the cinema finally!


+1 Inception and this, that line of stars is unreal
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Reply #7 on: July 06, 2010, 00:32:41 AM
+1 to all of the above tbh and especially at the cinema.

Reading that link about Slys Neck; I wonder if Stone Cold went "WHAT ?" when Sky screamed out in pain  :bowdown:

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Reply #8 on: July 06, 2010, 07:33:54 AM
I thought Inception had been out for ages? I remember seeing stuff on the net about it yonks ago, almost as long as the hype was out for Avatar!

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Reply #9 on: August 05, 2010, 16:43:59 PM
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Reply #10 on: August 06, 2010, 13:55:44 PM
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The verdict

Its silly, its loud, and it is in no way imaginative. But it does have the most impressive cast of any action film ever, and theyre packed between wall-to-wall destruction. Stallone might not know how to write decent dialogue, or direct any of his actors but he knows what action fans like and has jammed ‘The Expendables’ full of it


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Reply #11 on: August 06, 2010, 16:57:49 PM
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The verdict

Its silly, its loud, and it is in no way imaginative. But it does have the most impressive cast of any action film ever, and theyre packed between wall-to-wall destruction. Stallone might not know how to write decent dialogue, or direct any of his actors but he knows what action fans like and has jammed ‘The Expendables’ full of it


Sounds damn good to me  :cheers:

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Reply #12 on: August 06, 2010, 17:17:51 PM
You wouldnt really go to see a film with any of those actors in and expect it to be any other way tbh.

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Reply #13 on: August 07, 2010, 00:23:31 AM
This is a 15 right? Im sure I read somewhere it was  :gag:

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Reply #14 on: August 15, 2010, 08:40:36 AM
I went to see it last night. It was amazing! The story was pretty solid for a pure action flick and the action sequences where awesome with some very original twists and moves.

While I was watching it I was thinking it was like a modern version of Commando. The Schwarzenegger cameo was perfect aswell any more of him and it would have been too cheesy.

it is a 15 but there is still plenty of decapitation and limbs being sliced off etc.

This gets 5/5 from me!
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