Unaffiliated and back on new, improved hosting
May 21, 2024, 19:21:28 PM
Please
login
or
register
.
1 Hour
1 Day
1 Week
1 Month
Forever
Login with username, password and session length
Tekforums.net
- The
improved
home of Tekforums!
News:
Home
Help
Search
Login
Register
Tekforums
»
Chat
»
General Discussion
(Moderator:
bear
) »
Im Sick
« previous
next »
Print
Pages: [
1
]
Author
Topic: Im Sick (Read 2117 times)
brummie
Posts: 2,545
Hero Member
Im Sick
on:
April 06, 2006, 20:38:23 PM
A guy works at a new job on Thursday and Friday. On Monday he calls in and
says, "I cant come in today. Im sick." He worked the rest of the week,
but the following Monday he calls in and says, "I cant come in today. Im
sick."
The boss asks the foreman about him, and the foreman says, "Hes great. He
does the work of two men. We need him."
So the boss calls the guy into his office, and says, "You seem to have a
problem getting to work on Mondays. Youre a good worker and Id hate to
fire you. Whats the problem? Anything we can help you with? Drugs?
Alcohol?"
The guy says, "No, I dont drink or do drugs. But my brother-in-law drinks
every weekend, and then beats on my sister. So every Monday morning, I go
over to make sure shes all right. She puts her head on my shoulder and
cries, one thing leads to another, and the next thing you know, Im
screwing her."
The boss says, "You screw your sister?"
The guy says, "Hey, I told you I was sick."
Logged
bear
Rutabaga
Posts: 6,324
Global Moderator
Hero Member
Im Sick
Reply #1 on:
April 06, 2006, 21:36:24 PM
:hunf:
Logged
Rhino
Posts: 226
Full Member
Re:Im Sick
Reply #2 on:
April 09, 2006, 23:36:16 PM
FPMSL :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Logged
madmax
Posts: 782
Hero Member
Re:Im Sick
Reply #3 on:
April 10, 2006, 00:37:19 AM
OMFGLMAOBBQ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111 :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Logged
Christopher Monkey
Posts: 417
Sr. Member
Re:Im Sick
Reply #4 on:
April 10, 2006, 00:37:43 AM
PMSL :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Logged
Print
Pages: [
1
]
« previous
next »
0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.
Tekforums
»
Chat
»
General Discussion
(Moderator:
bear
) »
Im Sick