A guy works at a new job on Thursday and Friday. On Monday he calls in and
says, "I cant come in today. Im sick." He worked the rest of the week,
but the following Monday he calls in and says, "I cant come in today. Im
sick."
 
The boss asks the foreman about him, and the foreman says, "Hes great. He
does the work of two men. We need him."
 
So the boss calls the guy into his office, and says, "You seem to have a
problem getting to work on Mondays. Youre a good worker and Id hate to
fire you. Whats the problem? Anything we can help you with? Drugs?
Alcohol?"
 
The guy says, "No, I dont drink or do drugs. But my brother-in-law drinks
every weekend, and then beats on my sister. So every Monday morning, I go
over to make sure shes all right. She puts her head on my shoulder and
cries, one thing leads to another, and the next thing you know, Im
screwing her."
 
The boss says, "You screw your sister?"
 
The guy says, "Hey, I told you I was sick."

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