AN IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO
An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland arrived at the casino. She
seemed a little intoxicated
and bet twenty-thousand Euro on a single roll of the dice.
She said, I hope you dont mind, but I feel much luckier when Im
completely nude.
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with
an Irish brogue yelled,
Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and
squealed...YES! YES! I WON, I WON!
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her
clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, What did she roll?
The other answered,
I dont know - I thought you were watching.
MORAL OF THE STORY
Not all Irish are drunks,
Not all blondes are dumb,
But all men....are men.