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Miss_Kinky
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A bit of a groaner lol...
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September 11, 2006, 00:08:08 AM
A loud pounding on the door awakens a man and his wife at 3 oclock in
the morning. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken
stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a
chance," says the husband, "it is three oclock in the morning!" He
slams the door and returns to bed. "Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers. "Did you help him?" she
asks. "No, I did not, it is three in the morning and it is pouring
outside!" "Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Cant you
remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys
helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of
yourself!" The man moans, gets dressed, and goes out into the pouring
rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?" "Yes,"
comes back the answer. "Do you still need a push?" calls out the
husband. "Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark. "Where are you?"
asks the husband.
"Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk
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*she-devil*
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A bit of a groaner lol...
Reply #1 on:
September 11, 2006, 00:32:21 AM
lol
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Jaimz
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Wilko
A bit of a groaner lol...
Reply #2 on:
September 11, 2006, 01:28:02 AM
Ancient!
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