A woman says to her mother, "Im divorcing Norm! All he wants is anal sex, and my asshole is now the size of a 50-cent piece when it used to be about the size of a nickel."

 Her mother says, "Youre married to a multi-millionaire businessman, you live in an 8 bedroom mansion, you drive a Ferrari, you get $2,000 a week allowance, you take 6 vacations a year and you want to throw all that away over 45 cents?"