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Title: Chrimbo Avatars
Post by: Goblin on December 01, 2006, 01:22:54 AM
Its December, time to whip out the festive avatars everyone :)
Title: Chrimbo Avatars
Post by: GroovyPigThing on December 01, 2006, 01:54:26 AM
oh fine then
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Post by: Shakey on December 01, 2006, 01:57:05 AM
Ho-hum....
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Post by: Cypher on December 01, 2006, 02:01:48 AM
I dont have an advent calendar this year. :(
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Post by: Sara on December 01, 2006, 09:14:11 AM
Done :)
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Post by: Mardoni on December 01, 2006, 09:45:40 AM
Consider it done :)
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Post by: Deaths Head on December 01, 2006, 10:26:02 AM
Its nearly Christmas?
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Post by: Chuck Norris on December 01, 2006, 10:38:34 AM
It may be december, it may be cold and there maybe lots of christmas lights going up.  But if Chuck Norris says its easter, then it IS easter.
Title: Re:Chrimbo Avatars
Post by: White Giant on December 01, 2006, 11:34:02 AM
Bah Humbug.
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Post by: Ceathreamhnan on December 01, 2006, 11:38:12 AM
Theres something more important going on just now ;)
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Post by: Mardoni on December 01, 2006, 11:45:27 AM
^ lies ?
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Post by: bear on December 01, 2006, 12:07:25 PM
Done :)
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Post by: mrt on December 01, 2006, 12:23:00 PM
Well if you cant beat them ....    ;)
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Post by: redneck on December 01, 2006, 12:53:56 PM
mine will get snow tonight.
Title: Chrimbo Avatars
Post by: Vini on December 01, 2006, 13:07:41 PM
Im sorry, Christmas does not start until after the 8th... Please refrain from using seasonal avatars & sigs until after this date.

Many thanks.
Title: Chrimbo Avatars
Post by: Quixoticish on December 01, 2006, 14:37:04 PM
Quote from: Vini
Im sorry, Christmas does not start until after the 8th... Please refrain from using seasonal avatars & sigs until after this date.

Many thanks.


Says who?
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Post by: Clock'd 0Ne on December 01, 2006, 15:18:00 PM
I have cancelled Christmas this year. Any member found using a Christmas avatar will be banned for life.














Until mine goes up  :P
Title: Chrimbo Avatars
Post by: Serious on December 01, 2006, 16:20:15 PM
Quote from: Nimrod
Consider it done :)


So are your hoes going to be working hard over Christmas, Mr Pimp?  :shock:

Quote from: Chris H
Quote from: Vini
Im sorry, Christmas does not start until after the 8th... Please refrain from using seasonal avatars & sigs until after this date.

Many thanks.


Says who?


Christmas is a pagan festival anyway so start it when you like and ignore the Catholics.

Quote from: Clockd 0Ne
I have cancelled Christmas this year. Any member found using a Christmas avatar will be banned for life.


Mines up :)

/waits for ban....
Title: Chrimbo Avatars
Post by: maximusotter on December 01, 2006, 17:01:33 PM
Over my dead body, as Im still in my short camo pants. Christmas does not begin till I get ruddy knees.
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Post by: Serious on December 01, 2006, 17:04:39 PM
Quote from: maximusotter
Over my dead body, as Im still in my short camo pants. Christmas does not begin till I get ruddy knees.


/rubs maxis knees with sand paper....

Red enough yet?  :lol:
Title: Re:Chrimbo Avatars
Post by: Pete on December 01, 2006, 18:16:34 PM
< I got the birthday boy this year :)
Title: Chrimbo Avatars
Post by: maximusotter on December 01, 2006, 18:20:22 PM
Just as I did in the last Passion Play I was in at St. James, Ill be a cheery Judas for Chrimbo. Kisses, all around! :lol:
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Post by: Serious on December 01, 2006, 19:42:42 PM
Judas was done over by that evil bunch of heretics - the Catholic Church! :o :evil:

Quote

To most Christians, Judas is seen as a traitor, the disciple who betrayed Jesus to the Romans for 30 pieces of silver. But a newly restored papyrus document dating to the 2nd century AD portrays a very different man. Judas is shown as Jesus best friend, asked by Jesus himself to betray his identity to fulfill the prophecy and liberate his soul to ascend to heaven.


http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=5327692

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Post by: maximusotter on December 01, 2006, 20:39:16 PM
Yup, hes the most important feller next to the big man hisself in the gospels. Thats why I begged to play him in church. Didnt take much, nobody else wanted to be Judas. :lol:
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Post by: Leon on December 01, 2006, 23:52:19 PM
<< Anyone want to give Mr. McGregor a crimbo hat?
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Post by: Binary Shadow on December 02, 2006, 00:36:15 AM
Testing
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Post by: Smugs on December 02, 2006, 00:36:23 AM
Dirty Harry has donned his crimbo hat so watch out Punks.
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Post by: DEViANCE on December 02, 2006, 00:37:37 AM
sorted :D
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Post by: Rivkid on December 02, 2006, 01:48:29 AM
Zoidbergs got his hat on, hip-hip-hip hooray!
Title: Chrimbo Avatars
Post by: maximusotter on December 02, 2006, 02:22:19 AM
Quote from: Dooms
<< Anyone want to give Mr. McGregor a crimbo hat?


(http://static.flickr.com/101/311596506_8fa9cab3c7_o.jpg)

Mad gimping skilllllzzzzz! :lol:
Title: Chrimbo Avatars
Post by: skidzilla on December 02, 2006, 09:44:28 AM


<-- Offering both Christmas cheer... and mandatory cybernetic assimilation... "BE MERRY OR BE DELETED...WERD!"...
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Post by: Leon on December 02, 2006, 12:43:22 PM
Quote from: maximusotter
Quote from: Dooms
<< Anyone want to give Mr. McGregor a crimbo hat?


(http://static.flickr.com/101/311596506_8fa9cab3c7_o.jpg)

Mad gimping skilllllzzzzz! :lol:


lol that will do, cheers Maximusotter... mind hosting or want me to move it?
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Post by: mr_roll on December 02, 2006, 13:01:16 PM
Quote from: White Giant
Bah Humbug.


I was going to say that! :P
Title: Chrimbo Avatars
Post by: Serious on December 02, 2006, 14:26:53 PM
Quote from: skidzilla



<-- Offering both Christmas cheer... and mandatory cybernetic assimilation...


Theyre just wusses compared to the Darleks  :twisted:  :P
Title: Chrimbo Avatars
Post by: maximusotter on December 02, 2006, 14:48:30 PM
Quote from: Dooms
Quote from: maximusotter
Quote from: Dooms
<< Anyone want to give Mr. McGregor a crimbo hat?


(http://static.flickr.com/101/311596506_8fa9cab3c7_o.jpg)

Mad gimping skilllllzzzzz! :lol:


lol that will do, cheers Maximusotter... mind hosting or want me to move it?


Throw it on your server at your leisure, as those flickr people get all pissy when images dont link back to them. No rush. :P
Title: Re:Chrimbo Avatars
Post by: Sweenster on December 02, 2006, 17:02:17 PM
Christmas Vash Mk2

prefer my other twinkling one though.
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Post by: Cypher on December 03, 2006, 00:48:49 AM
Im not sure if I can be bothered to put up a chrimbo avatar, tbh Im not even sure what to put up.
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Post by: matt5cott on December 03, 2006, 12:29:36 PM
TBH I think my avatars are festive all year round.
Title: Chrimbo Avatars
Post by: bear on December 08, 2006, 17:40:11 PM
An early christmas story



  Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed.

 He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.

 Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works!

 Ive busted my ass for damn near a year,

 Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear?

 The old lady bitches cause I work late at night.

The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight.

 Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids.

 Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS.

And just when I thought that things would get better

 Those a - - oles from the IRS sent me a letter,

 They say I owe taxes--if that aint funny

 Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money?

 And the kids these days--they all are the pits

 They want the impossible--Those mean little sh-- ts

 I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds

Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads

I made a ton of yo yos--No request for them,

 They want computers and robots...they think - Im IBM!

Flying through the air...dodging the trees

Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees

 Im quitting this job theres just no enjoyment

 Ill sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment.

 Theres no Christmas this year now you know the reason,

 I found me a blonde. Im going SOUTH for the season

(http://www.bmorell.com/images/hohoho.gif)
Title: Re:Chrimbo Avatars
Post by: Clock'd 0Ne on December 08, 2006, 19:11:13 PM
"Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except for the four assholes coming in the rear in standard two-by-two cover formation. "

It aint Christmas without Die Hard. :)
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Post by: Pete on December 08, 2006, 20:28:37 PM
I raise my glass in a "the quarterback is" toast :cheers:

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Post by: matt5cott on December 09, 2006, 12:39:56 PM
thanks for the advice


my christmas avatar is up 8)
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Post by: Rivkid on December 11, 2006, 16:12:48 PM
Quote from: Clockd 0Ne
"Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except for the four assholes coming in the rear in standard two-by-two cover formation. "

It aint Christmas without Die Hard. :)


DIE HARD!!


Cancels evenings plans...

*now I have a machine gun....

....ho...ho...ho"
Title: Re:Chrimbo Avatars
Post by: Serious on December 11, 2006, 16:31:50 PM
Wife: why does this always keep happening to us? :cry:

Reply: because Im cursed and your a Jonah.  :?
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Post by: Poison_UK on December 11, 2006, 16:38:37 PM
Done :)
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Post by: cranium on December 13, 2006, 10:22:33 AM
damn im replying late lol will try n pimp my av up with some poor paint skills later
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Post by: madmax on December 13, 2006, 12:01:33 PM
done, crimbo bike  :mrgreen:
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Post by: kinkybiatch on December 13, 2006, 20:17:13 PM
there av changed mine just for the festive season
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Post by: redneck on December 13, 2006, 21:12:30 PM
is that a child?
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Post by: Serious on December 13, 2006, 21:15:11 PM
Looks like a skinny 18 to me :shrug:
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Post by: maximusotter on December 13, 2006, 21:33:31 PM
Baby got no back. :(
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Post by: Sweenster on December 13, 2006, 21:34:15 PM
Quote from: maximusotter
Baby got no back. :(


Also looks like she is a natural red head and needs a shave
Title: Chrimbo Avatars
Post by: Edd on December 13, 2006, 23:42:26 PM
i decided to put an avatar on finally but i hate xmas so u can FO with the festivities :P
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Post by: maximusotter on December 14, 2006, 17:30:13 PM
Its final, I shall be Major Taylor (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Major_Taylor) with a head transplant for Yule. :D
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Post by: Dave on December 14, 2006, 18:18:04 PM
think Ill have to go for the same one I had last year - lindsay lohan + pals from the film mean girls  :D
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Post by: Sweenster on December 14, 2006, 18:44:03 PM
Quote from: Dave
think Ill have to go for the same one I had last year - lindsay lohan + pals from the film mean girls  :D


More meat on a turkey than them lot combined
Title: Chrimbo Avatars
Post by: maximusotter on December 14, 2006, 18:44:55 PM
Id rather stuff a turkey. :)
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Post by: redneck on December 14, 2006, 18:46:15 PM
deffo worth a squirt.
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Post by: kinkybiatch on December 14, 2006, 19:44:54 PM
thats not me am chunky
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Post by: redneck on December 14, 2006, 19:47:11 PM
prove it.
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Post by: kinkybiatch on December 14, 2006, 20:28:19 PM
no
look in a few mins at the avatar if it works
Title: Re:Chrimbo Avatars
Post by: Serious on December 14, 2006, 20:33:54 PM
Quote from: red
prove it.

Kinky meeting a friend on her hols...

(http://www.neystadt.org/john/album/Tanzania2003/Animals/DSCN1237-Elephant-Traffic.jpg)
Title: Chrimbo Avatars
Post by: kinkybiatch on December 14, 2006, 20:45:56 PM
there see i told ya
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Post by: Badabing on December 16, 2006, 13:01:52 PM
howzat!
Title: Chrimbo Avatars
Post by: saynor on December 17, 2006, 13:32:40 PM
Il just stick with a crimbo sig
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Post by: Sweenster on December 17, 2006, 13:34:16 PM
Quote from: saynor
Il just stick with a crimbo sig


Thats no moon!
Title: Chrimbo Avatars
Post by: saynor on December 17, 2006, 15:15:36 PM
Quote from: Sweenster
Quote from: saynor
Il just stick with a crimbo sig


Thats no moon!


huh ?
Title: Chrimbo Avatars
Post by: Serious on December 17, 2006, 15:19:41 PM
Quote from: saynor
Quote from: Sweenster
Quote from: saynor
Il just stick with a crimbo sig


Thats no moon!


huh ?


Its the ****ing death star! Never seen Starwars? :lol: