Author Topic: Deadpan alternative endings to films. (Read 439 times)

matt5cott · **on:** January 18, 2011, 09:13:34 AM

Deadpan alternative endings to films.

on: January 18, 2011, 09:13:34 AM

I'll begin with Commando

The classic 'plane scene'

Matrix - DO ME A FAVA, DON'T DISTURB MY FRIEND, HE'S DEAD

Stewardess - Dead tired?

Matrix - NO, DEAD.

film ends to Matrix being escorted off the plane in handcuffs, commando theme plays.

Hoppkins · **Reply #1 on:** January 18, 2011, 09:28:14 AM

Re: Deadpan alternative endings to films.

Reply #1 on: January 18, 2011, 09:28:14 AM

TOTAL RECALL

Quaid: I just had a terrible thought, what if this is a dream?

Woman: Well actually that would work out pretty well since we are apparantly 100 miles into the blazing desert on a planet with little ozone layer and no water or supplies

Quaid: $:-\$

OWL HOOT
CREDITS ROLL

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