I was blue and lonely,
I couldnt sleep a wink
And I could only get unconscious
If Id had to much to drink

There was somehow, something wrong somewhere,
And each day seemed grey and dead
The seeds of desperation
Were growing in my head

I needed inspiration,
A brand new start in life,
Somewhere to place affection,
But I didnt want a wife

And then by lucky chance I saw
In a special magazine
An ad that was unusual,
The like Id never seen,

experience something different
With our new imported toy,
Shes loving, warm, inflatible
And a guarantee of joy