I'm seriously worried I'm going to end up a proper cabbage tbh

Wtf were you doing up on that dodgy roof!

Just took a photo of my head because it was so itchy

I knew about the broken skull and staples fixing it

Cheeky gits kept quiet about the massive bald spot tho!

I fell over at the weekend and cracked my head open also, this seriously puts it into perspective - I didn't even need stitches.

You really need to start looking after yourself!

Hope you fully recover soon, man.

Are you still in hospital or have you discharged yourself early like you always seem to do?

yeah home now, accident Sunday 12th, woke up in hospital on Tuesday after, out on Tuesday after that :-)

i think... my days are a bit mixed up

kind of lucky that the physio they assigned remembered be from about a year back when i crushed my left wrist so was pretty cool, just told me what to do and left me to do it instead of faffing about and making me stay in so he could watch :-)


slightly worrying i was unconscious for the important bits at the start, so im not quite sure what is normal and what isn't... my broken left shoulder looks like someone cut it open, pushed a golf ball under the skin then sealed it back up again...

I'm seriously worried I'm going to end up a proper cabbage tbh

end up ?

Seriously?

On Sunday I fell though a factory roof, straight down 20+ft and landed on my head

Skull is in 4 bits and held together by staples
Left shoulder is broken
Thing left shoulder fixes too is broken
Collar bone is broken
Right arm was broken but they operated on it while I was awake and watching so that's fixed now
8 broken ribs
4 buggered bones in back
2 in neck
Eyes don't work properly
Can't sit up for more than 5 min without passing out


Yesterday 2 nurses put me in the shower, I've got no idea what happened but the next thing I knew I was on the floor hyperventilating with 5 nurses trying to get me up, I covered myself, the walls, the shower and everything else in there in my own sh*t, which I painted on by hand caveman style


Today I opened a bottle of pop and my middle finger snapped, I didn't want to tell anyone so I used my blanket to hook a commode and used it as a wheel chair to steel a roll of rape to fix my finger.... By the time I got the tape ready I realised there was nothing wrong with my finger


My point is, I'm a total cabbage

And I still wouldn't buy a copy of windows on Amazon


I'll post photos if you dont believe me.

Probably the greatest post I have read on these forums.

Get well soon, but for the love of christ please start looking after yourself

On the up side, I'm still a bit cabbaged but getting better now :-)