OI, to far now  
I like her but that has put me off a bit

lol sorry - its in my nature to cross the line!

Seriously though - you shouldnt let this put you off - its like anything else youll adapt. Once you get used to it and accept that nothings wrong you wont think twice about it. I really wouldnt be concerned about it - just enjoy the fact that you are experiencing something a little different.

Its when they start yodelling that you need to be worried.

ahaha.

ive had a few weird ones in my past, one was english and sounded like she was in pain, i didnt give a sh*t tbh, once id had my fun i asked how she was.

one sounded like a baby laughing, that was messed up, but i had taken some hardcore drugs that night.

One was a plain old screamer, screamed the house down, my ears were actually ringing and i had to apologise to the neighbours the next day and explain she wouldnt be coming back.


But in my opinion its worse when they just lie there, silent, makes me think im humping the matress or something.

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Its when they start yodelling that you need to be worried.

ahaha.

ive had a few weird ones in my past, one was english and sounded like she was in pain, i didnt give a sh*t tbh, once id had my fun i asked how she was.

one sounded like a baby laughing, that was messed up, but i had taken some hardcore drugs that night.

One was a plain old screamer, screamed the house down, my ears were actually ringing and i had to apologise to the neighbours the next day and explain she wouldnt be coming back.


But in my opinion its worse when they just lie there, silent, makes me think im humping the matress or something.

Someone likes the weird ones

This post is worthless without pics.

err...

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I find it a disgrace that weve got this far into a thread such as this and despite the various quotes and comments no one has yet had the common decency to ask..... what about sucky sucky?

Its probably because youre thinking of totally the wrong country

no - I think if youd read the thread properly youd have seen that it was tongue in cheek and we were having a laugh rather than being accurate. Have a SENSE OF HUMOUR!

Its when they start yodelling that you need to be worried.

its when they suddenly let out a deep voice you really wanna start worrying. That lady may just well turn out to be a cock in a frock ladyboy

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