were only human,

no your not

no human bleeds for a week & still lives

ok, seriously you guys all need to stop worrying so much when it comes to girls. were only human, same as you, and were really not that scary (except when the moon is full). just go over there, say hi and steer the conversation gently round to asking her out. whats the worst she can do? say no?

Everyday girls arent exactly a challenge.  But batting out of your league is tricky to pull off.  Thats when it gets interesting

Everyday girls arent exactly a challenge.  But batting out of your league is tricky to pull off.  Thats when it gets interesting

Depends where you put your league though. If you hold the attitude that there is no league its not a problem.

hehhehehheehehehe  :whoops:

I’m not a ho or a “player” or anything. I like girls who don’t go out getting drunk every week, but for the newbies I’ll post this advice, which comes from ~10 years of light pub/club playing.


I said earlier that “kiss-close” is easier than “phone-close” right?  
Looks dont matter. Ill walk through an easy and foundation "spontaneous" scenario:

You go into a pub. Its busy and there are loads of girls around. If there aren’t you need to scout all the pubs in the area and come back when you know where all the girls are. The place needs to be busy enough that everyone’s doing their own thing and not people-watching.  Anyway, you walk in and you clock them, but you dont go by looks. You go by attitude and body language.

You clock the hos, the shy ones and the party ones in your head. The party ones are the right ones to target if you’re noob. The shy ones are for advanced users only in general. The ho’s you only ever play if you need attention from others. Ho’s are players; really you should only aim to rip the piss since theyre probably diseased. Don’t ever mistake ho for party or you’ll get owned.

Rule 0: Limit yourself to merry – don’t get wasted or you’ll look retarded. Decide between pulling or getting drunk after the 2nd pint.

“Spontaneous” is easier than is sounds. Take a phrase such as “where’s my kiss, then?”

Develop it:

“I’m talking to you, and being nice, even though *pick fault/make joke* so where’s my kiss, then?”
or
“It’s my birthday, so where’s my kiss then? Wait. You’re a good kisser, aren’t you?”
or
“She’s never twenty-two. How many birthday kisses has she had tonight?”
Etc

Easy “kiss-close” – ^ the second is easiest as you can play the kiss according to the situation. i.e. shy girl = peck on cheek. Ho/party girl = snog.

If you’re shy or noob this is good chatting cos:
1)   You don’t have to talk to her much. She goes for it or she laughs it off. 80/20 you get a snog. All you have to do is say it in a non-pricky way.
2)   You can walk away before it becomes awkward as it’s just a bit of fun.
3) As said, its a bit of fun. Dont need to be nervous because youre just having a laugh.
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“….Am I going to get some sex tonight?....” is also a good base, but obviously it takes more tact, development and/or charm to pull off. Say it like you don’t mean it. Sure, you might not get the buff brunette, but you’ll get her 7/10 mate who’s watching.

Either way, you need to link up early and then tell her laterz, or link up right at the end of the night. Otherwise you’ll be buying her drinks all night. Never buy drinks unless you’ve known her for at least two hours. Buying drinks for new girls means you are a mug.

This is all foundation. But if you’re noob you need to learn to be cool and disinterested with kissing random girls or them humping your leg and stuff before you can rely on your own personality and humour to get you laid.

^^^  rofl

and

Fair point  I can usually tell pretty quickly when Im batting above my average unfortunately and it makes it harder to relax lol

tbh, Im not happy if Im not chatting up the best girl in the place... and of there isnt one good enough in the place I wont bother trying or Ill move on.... theres no point aiming too low !