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Why jewish daughters need thearapy
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February 07, 2010, 16:28:04 PM
Jewish Mother: "Hello?"
Daughter: "Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight?"
Jewish Mother: "Youre going out?"
Daughter: "Yes."
Jewish Mother: "With whom?"
Daughter: "With a friend."
Jewish Mother: "I dont know why you left your husband. He is such a good man."
Daughter: "I didnt leave him. He left me! "
Jewish Mother: "You let him leave you, and now you go out with anybodies and nobodies."
Daughter: "I do not go out with anybody. Can I bring over the kids? "
Jewish Mother: "I never left you to go out with anybody except your father."
Daughter: "There are lots of things that you did, and I dont."
Jewish Mother: "What are you hinting at? "
Daughter: "Nothing, I just want to know if I can bring the kids over tonight."
Jewish Mother: "Youre going to stay the night with him? What will your
husband say if he finds out?"
Daughter: "My EX husband. I dont think he would be bothered.
From the day he left me, he probably never slept alone!"
Jewish Mother: "So youre going to sleep over at this losers place?"
Daughter: "Hes not a loser."
Jewish Mother: "A man who goes out with a divorced woman with children is a loser and a parasite."
Daughter: "I dont want to argue. Should I bring over the kids or not? "
Jewish Mother: "Poor children with such a mother."
Daughter: "Such a what?"
Jewish Mother: "With no stability. No wonder your husband left you."
Daughter: "ENOUGH!!! "
Jewish Mother "Dont scream at me. You probably scream at this loser too! "
Daughter: "Now youre worried about the loser? "
Jewish Mother: "Ah, so you see hes a loser. I spotted him immediately."
Daughter: "Goodbye, mother."
Jewish Mother: "Wait! Dont hang up! When are you bringing them over?
Daughter: "Im not bringing them over! Im not going out!"
Jewish Mother: "If you never go out, how do you expect to meet anyone?"
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