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brummie
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New Employee
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April 12, 2006, 23:35:25 PM
A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory. The personnel
manager explains her duties, and tells her to report to work promptly
at 8:00 AM. The next day at 8:45 AM, theres a knock at the personnel
managers door. The assembly line foreman comes in and starts ranting
about this new employee. He says shes incredibly slow, and the whole
line is backing up.
The foreman takes the personnel manager down to the factory floor to
show him the problem. Sure enough, Elmos are backed up all over the
place. At the end of the line is the new employee. She has a roll of
the material used for the Elmos and a big bag of marbles. They both
watch as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two
marbles, and starts sewing the little package between Elmos legs.
The personnel manager starts laughing hysterically. After several
minutes, he pulls himself together, walks over to the woman, and says,
"Im sorry, I guess you misunderstood me yesterday. Your job is to
give Elmo two test tickles.
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maximusotter
Posts: 6,017
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New Emplyee
Reply #1 on:
April 13, 2006, 01:18:28 AM
ROFL!!!!
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Clockedtastic
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Re:New Emplyee
Reply #2 on:
April 13, 2006, 08:33:00 AM
Excellent!
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Rutabaga
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New Employee
Reply #3 on:
April 13, 2006, 11:07:33 AM
Kewl
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Christopher Monkey
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New Employee
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April 13, 2006, 11:38:36 AM
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Smugs
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Six shots or five?
Re:New Employee
Reply #5 on:
April 13, 2006, 18:16:01 PM
LOL
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darkness2004
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Re:New Employee
Reply #6 on:
April 16, 2006, 13:50:19 PM
amazing!
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