More appropriate for a wobbler

Christ man, wheres your usual bravado gone? Slap yourself across the face and suck in that chest, then exhale and bellow like a pirate. If I hear you havnt plundered her drawers come noon on the morrow therell be stern words.

Weve all been there, you just have to brave it and try to think maybe, just maybe, she is feeling the same way as you are.

A while ago back in my single lifestyle I spent about fifteen minutes once stood in a club, contemplating and drawing the courage to go and chat to the finest example of womanhood I had ever seen.

I marched over and introduced myself with a friendly, "Hi, how are you?" only to be shot down with the rudest "F*** off!" Ive ever received in my life. Contempt was dripping from every consonant.

You know what I did? I looked at her, shook my head and walked off to find someone worth my time.

Now I know for a fact you are not going to receive that kind of treatment tonight - the woman has already agreed to see you, youre in, try and relax a little. Your foot is pretty much in the door. If she breaks it slamming the door shut on you just let it heal and move on.

Weve all been there, you just have to brave it and try to think maybe, just maybe, she is feeling the same way as you are.

A while ago back in my single lifestyle I spent about fifteen minutes once stood in a club, contemplating and drawing the courage to go and chat to the finest example of womanhood I had ever seen.

I marched over and introduced myself with a friendly, "Hi, how are you?" only to be shot down with the rudest "F*** off!" Ive ever received in my life. Contempt was dripping from every consonant.

You know what I did? I looked at her, shook my head and walked off to find someone worth my time.

Now I know for a fact you are not going to receive that kind of treatment tonight - the woman has already agreed to see you, youre in, try and relax a little. Your foot is pretty much in the door. If she breaks it slamming the door shut on you just let it heal and move on.

excellent advice...

cheers.

get pissed and have a pep talk with yourself.

positive mental attitude. she is already wasting some of her time, so make it worth her while. make her laugh, and just have a good time. doesnt mater if you hitch up with her as long as you have a good laugh.

again, good advice...

im storing it all up.

We want updates!!!!! Badabing .... this has been keeping me going mate!

^^^^

Doubt that. If she was a bit tipsy she was more likely to tell you to get lost if she didnt like you than invite you out again.

Honestly, you men no nothing!

wheres my fing prize?