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it was a dark and cold night in Sam's house

I'd had a few drinks... Nige kept bringing me more

I think he planned it all along

augustrated the whole thing

I remember that part all too well


the way he tricked me into betting him £5 I'd flinch before he did

and then him not flinching

and me flinching when I touched his pubes


oh the horror


it's been about 15 years and I still haven't paid up,  there was no talk about interest so it's too late to add that on now

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Re: just remembered I own Nige £5 for that time I touched his pubes
Reply #1 on: November 27, 2021, 13:35:55 PM
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Reply #2 on: November 29, 2021, 01:01:28 AM
it was a dark and cold night in Sam's house

I'd had a few drinks... Nige kept bringing me more

I think he planned it all along

augustrated the whole thing

I remember that part all too well


the way he tricked me into betting him £5 I'd flinch before he did

and then him not flinching

and me flinching when I touched his pubes


oh the horror


it's been about 15 years and I still haven't paid up,  there was no talk about interest so it's too late to add that on now
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If you not paid him for that night you bet him to change forum names on forum and find porn on his computer that Sam crasher as well.
That was 10 pound each.

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Re: just remembered I own Nige £5 for that time I touched his pubes
Reply #3 on: November 29, 2021, 04:17:44 AM
I'm pretty sure you've bought me a drink since then so it doesn't matter  :lol:

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Reply #4 on: November 29, 2021, 13:13:25 PM
Obviously he#s too drunk to remember that he owes me two drinks! :D  :rock: :yarr:

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Reply #5 on: November 29, 2021, 13:33:44 PM
Actually you've just reminded me of the time you chased Sam down Worksop high street with him screaming at you to get off as you frantically molested him and pretended you were going to bum him  :rofl:

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Reply #6 on: November 30, 2021, 12:00:10 PM
Actually you've just reminded me of the time you chased Sam down Worksop high street with him screaming at you to get off as you frantically molested him and pretended you were going to bum him  :rofl:

lol I just burst out laughing

him screaming HELP and RAPE while people walked past


ahhh the good old days


one of my online dating profile pics is me running down the side of Sam's house.... if you look close you can see him on the floor in the background where I just molested him


also I just realised maybe I fake raped him a bit too much... it was fun tho  :dunno:

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Reply #7 on: December 13, 2021, 16:42:45 PM
How long ago was this, did it happen in that night we were in Sunderland and i nearly pulled a granny ?
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Reply #8 on: December 14, 2021, 01:33:08 AM
I still remember you picking us up in your van (me and Will) and you telling us about all your crashes as you drove us crazy around to Sam's! lol

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Reply #9 on: December 14, 2021, 07:28:35 AM
I still remember you picking us up in your van (me and Will) and you telling us about all your crashes as you drove us crazy around to Sam's! lol

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Reply #10 on: December 14, 2021, 23:38:22 PM
I still remember you picking us up in your van (me and Will) and you telling us about all your crashes as you drove us crazy around to Sam's! lol

it was only 1 crash

I can't remember what we were talking about... so might have just been winding you up lol :-p

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Reply #11 on: December 14, 2021, 23:40:35 PM
How long ago was this, did it happen in that night we were in Sunderland and i nearly pulled a granny ?

nope was at sam's house, wasn't a sam crasher... I think it was one of the nights sam invited a load of chavs around thinking he might get lucky with one of the girls :-o

you mean the granny you almost had to fight a beatles lookalike for?  :-p


sunderland is crap for a night out now, totally dead :-(

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Reply #12 on: December 15, 2021, 00:04:00 AM
I still remember you picking us up in your van (me and Will) and you telling us about all your crashes as you drove us crazy around to Sam's! lol

it was only 1 crash

I can't remember what we were talking about... so might have just been winding you up lol :-p

The big one but you were saying all sorts of bang stories

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Reply #13 on: December 15, 2021, 10:40:50 AM
sunderland is crap for a night out now, totally dead :-(

I miss  those pizzas from Dakota!

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Reply #14 on: December 16, 2021, 13:10:31 PM

sunderland is crap for a night out now, totally dead :-(

Get yourself up to Newcastle on Tyne then :p

Don't forget your passport for crossing the Tyne and covid inoculation documents ;)

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