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Title: just remembered I own Nige £5 for that time I touched his pubes
Post by: knighty on November 27, 2021, 13:12:51 PM
it was a dark and cold night in Sam's house

I'd had a few drinks... Nige kept bringing me more

I think he planned it all along

augustrated the whole thing

I remember that part all too well


the way he tricked me into betting him £5 I'd flinch before he did

and then him not flinching

and me flinching when I touched his pubes


oh the horror


it's been about 15 years and I still haven't paid up,  there was no talk about interest so it's too late to add that on now
Title: Re: just remembered I own Nige £5 for that time I touched his pubes
Post by: bear on November 27, 2021, 13:35:55 PM
LoL
Title: Re: just remembered I own Nige £5 for that time I touched his pubes
Post by: neXus on November 29, 2021, 01:01:28 AM
it was a dark and cold night in Sam's house

I'd had a few drinks... Nige kept bringing me more

I think he planned it all along

augustrated the whole thing

I remember that part all too well


the way he tricked me into betting him £5 I'd flinch before he did

and then him not flinching

and me flinching when I touched his pubes


oh the horror


it's been about 15 years and I still haven't paid up,  there was no talk about interest so it's too late to add that on now
'
If you not paid him for that night you bet him to change forum names on forum and find porn on his computer that Sam crasher as well.
That was 10 pound each.
Title: Re: just remembered I own Nige £5 for that time I touched his pubes
Post by: Clock'd 0Ne on November 29, 2021, 04:17:44 AM
I'm pretty sure you've bought me a drink since then so it doesn't matter  :lol:
Title: Re: just remembered I own Nige £5 for that time I touched his pubes
Post by: Serious on November 29, 2021, 13:13:25 PM
Obviously he#s too drunk to remember that he owes me two drinks! :D  :rock: :yarr:
Title: Re: just remembered I own Nige £5 for that time I touched his pubes
Post by: Clock'd 0Ne on November 29, 2021, 13:33:44 PM
Actually you've just reminded me of the time you chased Sam down Worksop high street with him screaming at you to get off as you frantically molested him and pretended you were going to bum him  :rofl:
Title: Re: just remembered I own Nige £5 for that time I touched his pubes
Post by: knighty on November 30, 2021, 12:00:10 PM
Actually you've just reminded me of the time you chased Sam down Worksop high street with him screaming at you to get off as you frantically molested him and pretended you were going to bum him  :rofl:

lol I just burst out laughing

him screaming HELP and RAPE while people walked past


ahhh the good old days


one of my online dating profile pics is me running down the side of Sam's house.... if you look close you can see him on the floor in the background where I just molested him


also I just realised maybe I fake raped him a bit too much... it was fun tho  :dunno:
Title: Re: just remembered I own Nige £5 for that time I touched his pubes
Post by: Bacon on December 13, 2021, 16:42:45 PM
How long ago was this, did it happen in that night we were in Sunderland and i nearly pulled a granny ?
Title: Re: just remembered I own Nige £5 for that time I touched his pubes
Post by: neXus on December 14, 2021, 01:33:08 AM
I still remember you picking us up in your van (me and Will) and you telling us about all your crashes as you drove us crazy around to Sam's! lol
Title: Re: just remembered I own Nige £5 for that time I touched his pubes
Post by: soopahfly on December 14, 2021, 07:28:35 AM
I still remember you picking us up in your van (me and Will) and you telling us about all your crashes as you drove us crazy around to Sam's! lol

ARE YEEEEEEEE GAAINNNN TA MAAGNAA
Title: Re: just remembered I own Nige £5 for that time I touched his pubes
Post by: knighty on December 14, 2021, 23:38:22 PM
I still remember you picking us up in your van (me and Will) and you telling us about all your crashes as you drove us crazy around to Sam's! lol

it was only 1 crash

I can't remember what we were talking about... so might have just been winding you up lol :-p
Title: Re: just remembered I own Nige £5 for that time I touched his pubes
Post by: knighty on December 14, 2021, 23:40:35 PM
How long ago was this, did it happen in that night we were in Sunderland and i nearly pulled a granny ?

nope was at sam's house, wasn't a sam crasher... I think it was one of the nights sam invited a load of chavs around thinking he might get lucky with one of the girls :-o

you mean the granny you almost had to fight a beatles lookalike for?  :-p


sunderland is crap for a night out now, totally dead :-(
Title: Re: just remembered I own Nige £5 for that time I touched his pubes
Post by: neXus on December 15, 2021, 00:04:00 AM
I still remember you picking us up in your van (me and Will) and you telling us about all your crashes as you drove us crazy around to Sam's! lol

it was only 1 crash

I can't remember what we were talking about... so might have just been winding you up lol :-p

The big one but you were saying all sorts of bang stories
Title: Re: just remembered I own Nige £5 for that time I touched his pubes
Post by: Clock'd 0Ne on December 15, 2021, 10:40:50 AM
sunderland is crap for a night out now, totally dead :-(

I miss  those pizzas from Dakota!
Title: Re: just remembered I own Nige £5 for that time I touched his pubes
Post by: Serious on December 16, 2021, 13:10:31 PM

sunderland is crap for a night out now, totally dead :-(

Get yourself up to Newcastle on Tyne then :p

Don't forget your passport for crossing the Tyne and covid inoculation documents ;)
Title: Re: just remembered I own Nige £5 for that time I touched his pubes
Post by: knighty on December 16, 2021, 22:29:28 PM
I miss  those pizzas from Dakota!

ohhhhh I forgot about those! yeah they were awesome

still giggle thinking about the time I got my mate there to pat Steve's (stoned's) belly and ask him when they baby was due :-o

had a Christmas work night out on Saturday, about 20 of us - organised a tab in a place and we got there early to nab a corner for ourselves... we were practically the only ones in there

Get yourself up to Newcastle on Tyne then :p
Don't forget your passport for crossing the Tyne and covid inoculation documents ;)

Newcastle is crap now too, busier than Sunderland but there's even more pretentious wankers than there used to be :-(


Durham is good - think the higher prices attract better people - and hotter women looking for the guy spending the extra
Title: Re: just remembered I own Nige £5 for that time I touched his pubes
Post by: neXus on December 17, 2021, 02:36:15 AM
When this COVID Crap dies down who is coming to see me in Sydney?
Title: Re: just remembered I own Nige £5 for that time I touched his pubes
Post by: Clock'd 0Ne on December 17, 2021, 09:53:38 AM
still giggle thinking about the time I got my mate there to pat Steve's (stoned's) belly and ask him when they baby was due :-o

 :lol: I'd totally forgotten about that!
Title: Re: just remembered I own Nige £5 for that time I touched his pubes
Post by: Bacon on December 23, 2021, 18:16:13 PM
When this COVID Crap dies down who is coming to see me in Sydney?

They wont let me leave the country

#Notorious