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Kids
on: April 14, 2010, 07:30:34 AM
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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find   North America .
MARIA:         Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered   America ?
CLASS:         Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:           You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell crocodile?
GLENN:         K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L                                            
TEACHER:  No, thats wrong
GLENN:         Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this kid)
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TEACHER: GLEN, what is the chemical formula for water?  
GLEN    H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
GLEN:     Yesterday you said its H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didnt have ten years ago.
WINNIE:       Me!
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:           Well, Im a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with  I.  
MILLIE:           I is..
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, I am.
MILLIE:           All right...  I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.    
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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his fathers cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didnt punish him?
LOUIS:          Because George still had the axe in his hand.    
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:        No sir, I dont have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:     Clyde , your composition on My Dog is exactly the same as your brothers. Did you copy his?
CLYDE :       No, sir. Its the same dog.
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TEACHER:  Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:   A teacher
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