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Rutabaga
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February 17, 2010, 14:41:35 PM
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea....
does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages?
Arent they just stale bread to begin with?
If its true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
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If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge,
would they call it Fed UP??
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What hair color do they put on the drivers licenses of bald men?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office?
What are we supposed to do, write to them?
Why dont they just put their pictures on the postage stamps
so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?
As income tax time approaches, did you ever notice:
When you put the two words The and IRS together, it spells THEIRS?
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February 18, 2010, 02:31:46 AM
Actually you tend to get money back from the IRS at tax time
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