Said an Argentine gaucho named Bruno,
"This is the one thing I do know,
    A woman is fine,
    And a sheep is sublime,
But dead horses son numero uno!"

There once was a young man from Buckingham
Wrote a treatise on pussies and fcuking em
  But later his work
  Was eclipsed by a Turk
Wrote an opus on assholes and sucking em.