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NEW YORK-The Food and Drug Administration today approved the sale ofthe drug PharmAmorin, a prescription tablet developed by Pfizer totreat chronic distrust of large prescription-drug manufacturers.Pfizer executives characterized the FDAs approval as a "godsend"for sufferers of independent-thinking-related mental-healthdisorders.PharmAmorin, now relieving distrust of large pharmaceuticalconglomerates in pharmacies nationwide."Many individuals today lack the deep, abiding affection for drugmakers that is found in healthy people, such as myself," Pfizer CEOHank McKinnell said. "These tragic disorders are reaching epidemiclevels, and as a company dedicated to promoting the health, well-being, and long life of our companys public image, it wasimperative that we did something to combat them."Although many psychotropic drugs impart a generalized feeling ofwell-being, PharmAmorin is the first to induce and focus intensefeelings of affection externally, toward for-profit drug makers.Pfizer representatives say that, if taken regularly, PharmAmorin canincrease affection for and trust in its developers by as much as96.5 percent."Out of a test group of 180, 172 study participants reported adramatic rise in their passion for pharmaceutical companies," saidPfizer director of clinical research Suzanne Frost. "And 167 askedtheir doctors about a variety of prescription medications they hadseen on TV."Frost said a small percentage of test subjects showed an interest inbecoming lobbyists for one of the top five pharmaceutical companies,and several browsed eBay for drug-company apparel.PharmAmorin, available in 100-, 200-, and 400-mg tablets, isclassified as a critical-thinking inhibitor, a family of drugs thatholds great promise for the estimated 20 million Americans whosuffer from Free-Thinking Disorder.Pfizer will also promote PharmAmorin in an aggressive, $34.6 millionprint and televised ad campaign.One TV ad, set to debut during next Sundays 60 Minutes telecast,shows a woman relaxing in her living room and reading a newspaperheadlined "Newest Drug Company Scandal Undermines Public Trust." Thecamera zooms into the tangled neural matter of her brain, revealinga sticky black substance and a purplish gas.The narrator says, "She may show no symptoms, but in her brain,irrational fear and dislike of global pharmaceutical manufacturersis overwhelming her very peace of mind."After a brief summary of PharmAmorins benefits, the commercialconcludes with the woman flying a kite across a sunny green meadow,the Pfizer headquarters gleaming in the background.PharmAmorin is the first drug of its kind, but Pfizer will soon facecompetition from rival pharmaceutical giant Bristol-Myers Squibb.The company is developing its own pro-pharmaceutical-companymedication, Brismysquibicin, which will induce warm feelings notjust for drug corporations in general, but solely for Bristol-MyersSquibb."A PharmAmorin user could find himself gravitating toward theproducts of a GlaxoSmithKline or Eli Lilly," BMS spokesman AndrewFike said. "This could seriously impede the patients prescription-drug-market acceptance, or worse, Pfizers profits in the long run.""Brismysquibicin will be cheaper to produce and therefore far moreaffordable to those on fixed incomes," Fike added.The news of an affordable skepticism-inhibitor was welcomed by NewYork physician Christine Blake-Mann, who runs a free clinic inSpanish Harlem."A lot of my patients are very leery of the medical establishment,"Blake-Mann said. "This will help them feel better about it, and savemoney at the same time."PharmAmorins side effects include nausea, upset stomach, andignoring the side effects of prescription drug medication.
QuotePharmAmorin canincrease affection for and trust in its developers by as much as96.5 percent.
PharmAmorin canincrease affection for and trust in its developers by as much as96.5 percent.
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