Manuel moved to England against his fathers will. After a few years just at slaughter time he went home for a visit. Watching his father slaughter a swine
by hand and doing all the hard labour preparing etc. he said:

" That is so outdated, in England they have machines there ju put the pig in one end and in the other end comes ready made sausages"

The father replied:

" Funny,  with your mother it works the other way around".