Author Topic: men!! (Read 9189 times)

Beaker · **Reply #60 on:** April 11, 2006, 19:37:45 PM

Re:men!!

Reply #60 on: April 11, 2006, 19:37:45 PM

Quote from: Dj-Liam-G

Quote from: knighty
Quote from: Serious
But if you dont watch out you end up sober and realise the girl you are chatting up is a minger, or worse when you are in bed together...

its worse if you know shes a minger, then you get drunk and forget, then soubure up while your in bed :s

But the question is then, do you stop? Or just plow on for good humour?

you have to work out the equation:

A/T = X

Where A= Available women and T = Time until closing.

Pete · **Reply #61 on:** April 11, 2006, 20:28:42 PM

Re:men!!

Reply #61 on: April 11, 2006, 20:28:42 PM

Quote from: dogbert

Animals are so much simpler, they love you if you feed them, the like you if you stroke them, they listen if you talk to them,

:shock:

Serious · **Reply #62 on:** April 11, 2006, 23:03:29 PM

Re:men!!

Reply #62 on: April 11, 2006, 23:03:29 PM

Quote from: sdp

Quote from: dogbert
Animals are so much simpler, they love you if you feed them, the like you if you stroke them, they listen if you talk to them,

:shock:

So whats wrong with that?

Sheep are really nice, warm and you get wool once a year to make jumpers...

OK sheep tend to be more boring than chickens but maxi is the expert on those.

kranked · **Reply #63 on:** April 11, 2006, 23:24:19 PM

Re:men!!

Reply #63 on: April 11, 2006, 23:24:19 PM

Serious: I hope you dont mean, warm on the inside ?

On the topic of women...
My girlfriends have always gone a bit crazy on me, in that they want to marry me and have my babies within 6 months. Its the same with my twin brother! Thats not to say that Im not up for commitment, because I am - but they always seem to take it too far, too soon.

I try to be as genuine as possible.
Doh!

Clock'd 0Ne · **Reply #64 on:** April 11, 2006, 23:28:46 PM

Re:men!!

Reply #64 on: April 11, 2006, 23:28:46 PM

Your twin brother wants to marry you and have your babies?

Serious · **Reply #65 on:** April 11, 2006, 23:32:07 PM

Re:men!!

Reply #65 on: April 11, 2006, 23:32:07 PM

Quote from: kranked

Serious: I hope you dont mean, warm on the inside ?

They are mammals AFAIK :shock:

Quote

On the topic of women...
My girlfriends have always gone a bit crazy on me, in that they want to marry me and have my babies within 6 months. Its the same with my twin brother!
Doh!

Errr........

mr_roll · **Reply #66 on:** April 12, 2006, 00:08:27 AM

Re:men!!

Reply #66 on: April 12, 2006, 00:08:27 AM

Quote from: kranked

Serious: I hope you dont mean, warm on the inside ?

On the topic of women...
My girlfriends have always gone a bit crazy on me, in that they want to marry me and have my babies within 6 months. Its the same with my twin brother! Thats not to say that Im not up for commitment, because I am - but they always seem to take it too far, too soon.

I try to be as genuine as possible.
Doh!

they could use that as a scare off tactic, so they dont have to do the dumping.

Cornholio · **Reply #67 on:** April 12, 2006, 19:59:44 PM

Re:men!!

Reply #67 on: April 12, 2006, 19:59:44 PM

Quote from: kranked

Serious: I hope you dont mean, warm on the inside ?

On the topic of women...
My girlfriends have always gone a bit crazy on me, in that they want to marry me and have my babies within 6 months. Its the same with my twin brother! Thats not to say that Im not up for commitment, because I am - but they always seem to take it too far, too soon.

I try to be as genuine as possible.
Doh!

maybe youre just subconciously attracted to nutcases?

kranked · **Reply #68 on:** April 13, 2006, 23:43:30 PM

Re:men!!

Reply #68 on: April 13, 2006, 23:43:30 PM

Quote from: Cornholio

Quote from: kranked
Serious: I hope you dont mean, warm on the inside ?

On the topic of women...
My girlfriends have always gone a bit crazy on me, in that they want to marry me and have my babies within 6 months. Its the same with my twin brother! Thats not to say that Im not up for commitment, because I am - but they always seem to take it too far, too soon.

I try to be as genuine as possible.
Doh!

maybe youre just subconciously attracted to nutcases?

Thats it! Your so right!
Hmmm... tips on avoiding nutcases??!

Oh and Clockd - My grammar there wasnt great I admit, but you knew what I meant