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Title: men!!
Post by: Cornholio on April 09, 2006, 22:30:02 PM
a bunch of dirty, lazy, smelly creatures with no purpose on this earth except helping women produce more women. ladies, rant away...
Title: Re:men!!
Post by: mr_roll on April 09, 2006, 22:36:49 PM
I hate men, the majority treat women totally insensitively!!

I hate it when I see a man saying "oh going out for a shag tonight" its like argh, where has the day of the gentleman gone, go to the theatre, dinner, picnic?

And women arnt totally innocent too!! they also do the same "oh Im dead horny, I need a shag tonight to get over my ex"

Then theres some women and men that dont go in for all that. I try and find a woman, they just want to be friends. WHY?! You laughed at my jokes, you were liking my dancing we had a good chat at the bar that wasnt about the size of your breasts! and on the subject of breasts - I didnt look down your top to see youre clevage while you were bent over sorting out your boot!

So why go with the guy thats OBVIOUSLY just after you for sex?! I dont want a 40 year marriage or even a set time relationship I just want somthing thats longer than a week and we see how we go from week to week!! I doubt Ill find my perfect partner in a club dance floor while intoxicated by several units of alcohol!

ARGH, I feel better now :)
Title: men!!
Post by: Serious on April 09, 2006, 22:43:43 PM
Quote from: Cornholio
a bunch of dirty, lazy, smelly creatures with no purpose on this earth except helping women produce more women. ladies, rant away...


As women produce us and tend to pamper us throughout our lives its all their fault, now pass the beer... *belch*
Title: men!!
Post by: Poison_UK on April 09, 2006, 22:52:13 PM
Serious is pritty damned right really...
Title: men!!
Post by: knighty on April 09, 2006, 22:53:26 PM
Quote from: Cornholio
a bunch of dirty, lazy, smelly creatures with no purpose on this earth except helping women produce more women. ladies, rant away...


Im not lazy !
Title: Re:men!!
Post by: Dj-Liam-G on April 09, 2006, 22:53:28 PM
I belive in this thread. I hope all women are treated as well as they all deserve. And I hope they know that whilst I can cook and clean, I cant iron for sh***! So if they could help.....thatd just be super!

Liam xxx
Title: Re:men!!
Post by: Rhino on April 09, 2006, 23:00:45 PM
Quote from: Dj-Liam-G
I belive in this thread. I hope all women are treated as well as they all deserve. And I hope they know that whilst I can cook and clean, I cant iron for sh***! So if they could help.....thatd just be super!

Liam xxx

a fine post indeed :thumbup:

mr roll, you need to get laid dude :mrgreen:  :lol:

i do undrstand what you mean, but when im a gentlemen women want to be friends :shock:  but when i get a bit cheeky they want a one night stand :roll:

i will fin the right balance one day, until then...........

im staying cheeky :mrgreen:
Title: Re:men!!
Post by: madmax on April 09, 2006, 23:07:16 PM
*takes notes*

less gent, more cheek, gottit  :lol:
Title: Re:men!!
Post by: mr_roll on April 09, 2006, 23:08:58 PM
Quote from: Rhino


mr roll, you need to get laid dude :mrgreen:  :lol:

 


Yes I agree, anyone know of any nice single women who want to go out for a drink ? ;);)
Title: Re:men!!
Post by: Rhino on April 09, 2006, 23:09:58 PM
its a fine balance tho mate, but i seem to be getting better at it :)

proof is in the pudding apparently :mrgreen:
Title: Re:men!!
Post by: Rhino on April 09, 2006, 23:10:23 PM
Quote from: mr_roll
Quote from: Rhino


mr roll, you need to get laid dude :mrgreen:  :lol:

 


Yes I agree, anyone know of any nice single women who want to go out for a drink ? ;);)


PMSL :lol:
Title: Re:men!!
Post by: Cornholio on April 09, 2006, 23:17:38 PM
tbh, at the end of the day all men just wanna do is get laid. sooooo predictable.
Title: Re:men!!
Post by: Rhino on April 09, 2006, 23:25:26 PM
Quote from: Cornholio
tbh, at the end of the day all men just wanna do is get laid. sooooo predictable.


thats not true, sometimes we like BJs aswell :mrgreen:

i do want a relationship, but everytime i meet a girl i like i get the "youre too nice" cr@p :x

so i dont tell them i like them, and i get laid, which is better than nothing tbh :)

its totally my fault tho, i know i scare them off sometimes as i may seem a bit clingy/to keen (however it is percieved by the lady). so now i play it a bit cool and have had some great fun.
Title: Re:men!!
Post by: Cornholio on April 09, 2006, 23:28:54 PM
it makes me laugh how much guys worry about how they come across as to women. im not speaking for all women but when i was single i didnt care what men saw me as. if i got laid, great, if i didnt then hey, i had a new friend. you cant lose when you think of it that way.
Title: Re:men!!
Post by: Beaker on April 09, 2006, 23:30:47 PM
Quote from: Cornholio
tbh, at the end of the day all men just wanna do is get laid. sooooo predictable.

Women are not innocent of this either.  Plenty of women are exactly the same.
Title: Re:men!!
Post by: Cornholio on April 09, 2006, 23:32:27 PM
not me :p
Title: Re:men!!
Post by: Rhino on April 09, 2006, 23:33:33 PM
Quote from: Cornholio
it makes me laugh how much guys worry about how they come across as to women. im not speaking for all women but when i was single i didnt care what men saw me as. if i got laid, great, if i didnt then hey, i had a new friend. you cant lose when you think of it that way.


it bothers us when were not getting laid :lol:

trouble is a woman can get laid whenever she wants. trust me theres very few guys who would say no if you approach them. if you went for 3 random guys i bet one would be game!

i have found from personal experience its hard to be friends with a woman you fancy. alough it is a tad easier when youve slept with them.

i have slept with all my close female friends, and not been out with any of them :? it just happens sometimes, and we carry on as usual next time we see each other :-)
Title: men!!
Post by: knighty on April 09, 2006, 23:53:00 PM
i need to meet some of your firnds ;) ;)
Title: Re:men!!
Post by: Beaker on April 09, 2006, 23:56:48 PM
Quote from: Cornholio
not me :p

maybe not, but there are plenty out there that are like that.

Personally I dont get that big emotional/sex thing.  you can love someone without having sex with them, and you can have sex with someone you dont love.

I enjoy getting laid, but I dont put massive attatchments to it.  Of my 5 best female friends ive slept with 4 of them.  Purely because both of us are various times felt like it.  No big deal, just a little fun and relaxation.  
Title: men!!
Post by: Cypher on April 09, 2006, 23:58:26 PM
Quote from: Cornholio
a bunch of dirty, lazy, smelly creatures with no purpose on this earth except helping women produce more women. ladies, rant away...


Cheers. :ptu:
Title: Re:men!!
Post by: madmax on April 10, 2006, 14:37:49 PM
to add a bit of fire....
what exactly do women want from us then?

i know its too general a question (different people, different tastes)

but general stuff, where do we go wrong then?
Title: Re:men!!
Post by: Rhino on April 10, 2006, 16:06:38 PM
Quote from: madmax
to add a bit of fire....
what exactly do women want from us then?

i know its too general a question (different people, different tastes)

but general stuff, where do we go wrong then?

breathing seems to be the problem much of the time :lol:
Title: men!!
Post by: knighty on April 10, 2006, 21:14:59 PM
^^^

thing is, girls say first impressions done matter.... because if they think your really fit and cant wait for you to say hello, then it wont matter what you say..... its only if there not sure that what you say sounds ;)
Title: Re:men!!
Post by: Cornholio on April 10, 2006, 21:29:24 PM
hmm... what women want from men... (excuse any bad spelling, in drunk) well, i like men that are funny, can hold a conversation, and are good in bed (no matter what the penis size, its not how good your pencil is its how you write your name.) ah and they have to be able to cook me a nice dinner once in a while.
Title: men!!
Post by: mr_roll on April 10, 2006, 21:30:09 PM
Quote from: knighty
^^^

thing is, girls say first impressions done matter.... because if they think your really fit and cant wait for you to say hello, then it wont matter what you say..... its only if there not sure that what you say sounds ;)


That confused me, but I get the jist, I think... Women say they dont judge on 1st impressions but they obviously do.
Title: Re:men!!
Post by: Cornholio on April 10, 2006, 21:32:51 PM
i judge on first impressions, but to make an overall judgement i need to know the guy for at least a few days. i can tell how someone is just after meeting them for a while. tis a talent of mine :D
Title: Re:men!!
Post by: mr_roll on April 10, 2006, 21:36:37 PM
I can tell from the way they walk and dress with men, women, havnt cracked women yet but nearlly there.
Title: Re:men!!
Post by: Cornholio on April 10, 2006, 21:40:57 PM
i cant understand women or men.
Title: Re:men!!
Post by: Dj-Liam-G on April 10, 2006, 21:53:02 PM
I like jager + red bull
Title: Re:men!!
Post by: dogbert on April 10, 2006, 21:54:14 PM
Animals are so much simpler, they love you if you feed them, the like you if you stroke them, they listen if you talk to them,
Title: Re:men!!
Post by: Rhino on April 10, 2006, 22:05:59 PM
Quote from: Cornholio
hmm... what women want from men... (excuse any bad spelling, in drunk) well, i like men that are funny, can hold a conversation, and are good in bed (no matter what the penis size, its not how good your pencil is its how you write your name.) ah and they have to be able to cook me a nice dinner once in a while.


and all that comes with age tbh, i meet all those requirements with ease now and im quite proud of myself :mrgreen:

if mad ever does go mad, and dumps you, give me a try ;)
Title: Re:men!!
Post by: Cornholio on April 10, 2006, 22:14:15 PM
rofl, if youre lucky :p
Title: Re:men!!
Post by: Cypher on April 10, 2006, 22:18:24 PM
apparantly she wants to run off with me if that does happen....


.....so I have been warned.  :twisted:
Title: Re:men!!
Post by: Rhino on April 10, 2006, 22:32:59 PM
Quote from: Cornholio
rofl, if youre lucky :p


;)  :mrgreen:  :lol:
Title: Re:men!!
Post by: Rhino on April 10, 2006, 22:33:28 PM
Quote from: Cypher
apparantly she wants to run off with me if that does happen....


.....so I have been warned.  :twisted:


shed eat you alive, or is that the plan :mrgreen:
Title: Re:men!!
Post by: Cornholio on April 10, 2006, 22:34:13 PM
oh yeah, im a cannibal me.
Title: Re:men!!
Post by: Cypher on April 10, 2006, 22:34:22 PM
Youll have to ask her. Dont know, dont want to know. :-)
Title: Re:men!!
Post by: Cypher on April 10, 2006, 22:36:40 PM
Oh, thats a nice thought, Ill treasure that. :o

 :lol:  
Title: Re:men!!
Post by: Rhino on April 10, 2006, 22:37:41 PM
Quote from: Cornholio
oh yeah, im a cannibal me.


well if youve watched that film, you may get ideas :P
Title: Re:men!!
Post by: Dj-Liam-G on April 10, 2006, 22:37:58 PM
whta cannabilism?
Title: Re:men!!
Post by: Cornholio on April 10, 2006, 22:39:58 PM
did you not know? im hannibal lecter!! mwahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa
Title: Re:men!!
Post by: Dj-Liam-G on April 10, 2006, 22:46:35 PM
That explains your behaviour earlier!
Title: Re:men!!
Post by: Cornholio on April 10, 2006, 22:46:56 PM
exactly.
Title: Re:men!!
Post by: Dj-Liam-G on April 10, 2006, 22:47:38 PM
mmm tastes like chicken
Title: Re:men!!
Post by: Cornholio on April 10, 2006, 22:49:57 PM
chicken is goooooooooooooooooood baby
Title: Re:men!!
Post by: Dj-Liam-G on April 10, 2006, 22:53:39 PM
so is alchamahol
Title: Re:men!!
Post by: Cornholio on April 10, 2006, 22:54:33 PM
oh hell yes. im gonna have to drink in the day more often.
Title: Re:men!!
Post by: Dj-Liam-G on April 10, 2006, 22:57:51 PM
It was fun wasnt it? I made so many friends!
Title: Re:men!!
Post by: Cornholio on April 10, 2006, 23:02:44 PM
told you nuneatons ok (when ytoure drunk)
Title: Re:men!!
Post by: madmax on April 10, 2006, 23:30:53 PM
i like alchosmol... just i liked it too much last time i went out and made a tit of myself  :whoops:  :whoops:  :roll:

any art to not getting completely trollied too early?
Title: Re:men!!
Post by: Dj-Liam-G on April 10, 2006, 23:33:27 PM
Quote from: Cornholio
told you nuneatons ok (when ytoure drunk)


emphasis on the drink!
Title: Re:men!!
Post by: Cornholio on April 10, 2006, 23:38:16 PM
damn straight hippy!!
Title: Re:men!!
Post by: knighty on April 11, 2006, 00:43:18 AM
Quote from: madmax
any art to not getting completely trollied too early?


eat before you go out ;)

long day at work = a hurry = forgetting to eat = well pissed, well quick :o
Title: men!!
Post by: Poison_UK on April 11, 2006, 01:06:44 AM
= cheap night out ;)
Title: Re:men!!
Post by: Serious on April 11, 2006, 01:44:23 AM
But if you dont watch out you end up sober and realise the girl you are chatting up is a minger, or worse when you are in bed together...
Title: Re:men!!
Post by: Cornholio on April 11, 2006, 09:10:17 AM
alcohol is fun, but not the morning after. i knew i shouldnt have mixed my drinks...  :gag:
Title: Re:men!!
Post by: knighty on April 11, 2006, 10:38:21 AM
Quote from: Serious
But if you dont watch out you end up sober and realise the girl you are chatting up is a minger, or worse when you are in bed together...


its worse if you know shes a minger, then you get drunk and forget, then soubure up while your in bed :s
Title: Re:men!!
Post by: Dj-Liam-G on April 11, 2006, 12:08:50 PM
Quote from: knighty
Quote from: Serious
But if you dont watch out you end up sober and realise the girl you are chatting up is a minger, or worse when you are in bed together...


its worse if you know shes a minger, then you get drunk and forget, then soubure up while your in bed :s


But the question is then, do you stop? Or just plow on for good humour?
Title: Re:men!!
Post by: Serious on April 11, 2006, 19:33:30 PM
Quote from: Cornholio
alcohol is fun, but not the morning after. i knew i shouldnt have mixed my drinks...  :gag:


Take some paracetamol with a glass of coke and then drink a lot of water.

The coke/paracetamol is basically the same as Anadin extra for a fraction of the price and the water will rehydrate you.
Title: Re:men!!
Post by: Serious on April 11, 2006, 19:34:22 PM
Quote from: Dj-Liam-G
Quote from: knighty
Quote from: Serious
But if you dont watch out you end up sober and realise the girl you are chatting up is a minger, or worse when you are in bed together...


its worse if you know shes a minger, then you get drunk and forget, then soubure up while your in bed :s


But the question is then, do you stop? Or just plow on for good humour?


If shes that bad the question may be do you puke now or later...?
Title: Re:men!!
Post by: Beaker on April 11, 2006, 19:37:45 PM
Quote from: Dj-Liam-G
Quote from: knighty
Quote from: Serious
But if you dont watch out you end up sober and realise the girl you are chatting up is a minger, or worse when you are in bed together...


its worse if you know shes a minger, then you get drunk and forget, then soubure up while your in bed :s


But the question is then, do you stop? Or just plow on for good humour?

you have to work out the equation:

A/T = X

Where A= Available women and T = Time until closing.
Title: Re:men!!
Post by: Pete on April 11, 2006, 20:28:42 PM
Quote from: dogbert
Animals are so much simpler, they love you if you feed them, the like you if you stroke them, they listen if you talk to them,


 :shock:
Title: Re:men!!
Post by: Serious on April 11, 2006, 23:03:29 PM
Quote from: sdp
Quote from: dogbert
Animals are so much simpler, they love you if you feed them, the like you if you stroke them, they listen if you talk to them,


 :shock:


So whats wrong with that?  :roll:

Sheep are really nice, warm and you get wool once a year to make jumpers...

OK sheep tend to be more boring than chickens but maxi is the expert on those.
Title: Re:men!!
Post by: kranked on April 11, 2006, 23:24:19 PM
Serious: I hope you dont mean, warm on the inside ?

On the topic of women...
My girlfriends have always gone a bit crazy on me, in that they want to marry me and have my babies within 6 months. Its the same with my twin brother! Thats not to say that Im not up for commitment, because I am - but they always seem to take it too far, too soon.

I try to be as genuine as possible.
Doh!
Title: Re:men!!
Post by: Clock'd 0Ne on April 11, 2006, 23:28:46 PM
Your twin brother wants to marry you and have your babies?
Title: Re:men!!
Post by: Serious on April 11, 2006, 23:32:07 PM
Quote from: kranked
Serious: I hope you dont mean, warm on the inside ?


They are mammals AFAIK  :shock:

Quote

On the topic of women...
My girlfriends have always gone a bit crazy on me, in that they want to marry me and have my babies within 6 months. Its the same with my twin brother!
Doh!


Errr........
Title: Re:men!!
Post by: mr_roll on April 12, 2006, 00:08:27 AM
Quote from: kranked
Serious: I hope you dont mean, warm on the inside ?

On the topic of women...
My girlfriends have always gone a bit crazy on me, in that they want to marry me and have my babies within 6 months. Its the same with my twin brother! Thats not to say that Im not up for commitment, because I am - but they always seem to take it too far, too soon.

I try to be as genuine as possible.
Doh!


they could use that as a scare off tactic, so they dont have to do the dumping.
Title: Re:men!!
Post by: Cornholio on April 12, 2006, 19:59:44 PM
Quote from: kranked
Serious: I hope you dont mean, warm on the inside ?

On the topic of women...
My girlfriends have always gone a bit crazy on me, in that they want to marry me and have my babies within 6 months. Its the same with my twin brother! Thats not to say that Im not up for commitment, because I am - but they always seem to take it too far, too soon.

I try to be as genuine as possible.
Doh!


maybe youre just subconciously attracted to nutcases?
Title: Re:men!!
Post by: kranked on April 13, 2006, 23:43:30 PM
Quote from: Cornholio
Quote from: kranked
Serious: I hope you dont mean, warm on the inside ?

On the topic of women...
My girlfriends have always gone a bit crazy on me, in that they want to marry me and have my babies within 6 months. Its the same with my twin brother! Thats not to say that Im not up for commitment, because I am - but they always seem to take it too far, too soon.

I try to be as genuine as possible.
Doh!


maybe youre just subconciously attracted to nutcases?


Thats it! Your so right!
Hmmm... tips on avoiding nutcases??!

Oh and Clockd - My grammar there wasnt great I admit, but you knew what I meant :P
Title: Re:men!!
Post by: Cornholio on April 14, 2006, 08:35:28 AM
you want a tip? stay as far away from the insane asylum as possible...
Title: Re:men!!
Post by: Rhino on April 14, 2006, 17:53:45 PM
Quote from: Cornholio
you want a tip? stay as far away from the insane asylum as possible...


but they are so easier to pull :mrgreen:  :lol:
Title: Re:men!!
Post by: knighty on April 14, 2006, 18:18:04 PM
Quote from: Cornholio
you want a tip? stay


DONT EAT YELLOW SNOW !
Title: Re:men!!
Post by: Cornholio on April 15, 2006, 17:56:19 PM
theres always one...