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a bunch of dirty, lazy, smelly creatures with no purpose on this earth except helping women produce more women. ladies, rant away...
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I hate men, the majority treat women totally insensitively!!
I hate it when I see a man saying "oh going out for a shag tonight" its like argh, where has the day of the gentleman gone, go to the theatre, dinner, picnic?
And women arnt totally innocent too!! they also do the same "oh Im dead horny, I need a shag tonight to get over my ex"
Then theres some women and men that dont go in for all that. I try and find a woman, they just want to be friends. WHY?! You laughed at my jokes, you were liking my dancing we had a good chat at the bar that wasnt about the size of your breasts! and on the subject of breasts - I didnt look down your top to see youre clevage while you were bent over sorting out your boot!
So why go with the guy thats OBVIOUSLY just after you for sex?! I dont want a 40 year marriage or even a set time relationship I just want somthing thats longer than a week and we see how we go from week to week!! I doubt Ill find my perfect partner in a club dance floor while intoxicated by several units of alcohol!
ARGH, I feel better now :)
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a bunch of dirty, lazy, smelly creatures with no purpose on this earth except helping women produce more women. ladies, rant away...
As women produce us and tend to pamper us throughout our lives its all their fault, now pass the beer... *belch*
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Serious is pritty damned right really...
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a bunch of dirty, lazy, smelly creatures with no purpose on this earth except helping women produce more women. ladies, rant away...
Im not lazy !
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I belive in this thread. I hope all women are treated as well as they all deserve. And I hope they know that whilst I can cook and clean, I cant iron for sh***! So if they could help.....thatd just be super!
Liam xxx
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I belive in this thread. I hope all women are treated as well as they all deserve. And I hope they know that whilst I can cook and clean, I cant iron for sh***! So if they could help.....thatd just be super!
Liam xxx
a fine post indeed :thumbup:
mr roll, you need to get laid dude :mrgreen: :lol:
i do undrstand what you mean, but when im a gentlemen women want to be friends :shock: but when i get a bit cheeky they want a one night stand :roll:
i will fin the right balance one day, until then...........
im staying cheeky :mrgreen:
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*takes notes*
less gent, more cheek, gottit :lol:
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mr roll, you need to get laid dude :mrgreen: :lol:
Yes I agree, anyone know of any nice single women who want to go out for a drink ? ;);)
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its a fine balance tho mate, but i seem to be getting better at it :)
proof is in the pudding apparently :mrgreen:
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mr roll, you need to get laid dude :mrgreen: :lol:
Yes I agree, anyone know of any nice single women who want to go out for a drink ? ;);)
PMSL :lol:
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tbh, at the end of the day all men just wanna do is get laid. sooooo predictable.
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tbh, at the end of the day all men just wanna do is get laid. sooooo predictable.
thats not true, sometimes we like BJs aswell :mrgreen:
i do want a relationship, but everytime i meet a girl i like i get the "youre too nice" cr@p :x
so i dont tell them i like them, and i get laid, which is better than nothing tbh :)
its totally my fault tho, i know i scare them off sometimes as i may seem a bit clingy/to keen (however it is percieved by the lady). so now i play it a bit cool and have had some great fun.
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it makes me laugh how much guys worry about how they come across as to women. im not speaking for all women but when i was single i didnt care what men saw me as. if i got laid, great, if i didnt then hey, i had a new friend. you cant lose when you think of it that way.
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tbh, at the end of the day all men just wanna do is get laid. sooooo predictable.
Women are not innocent of this either. Plenty of women are exactly the same.
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not me :p
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it makes me laugh how much guys worry about how they come across as to women. im not speaking for all women but when i was single i didnt care what men saw me as. if i got laid, great, if i didnt then hey, i had a new friend. you cant lose when you think of it that way.
it bothers us when were not getting laid :lol:
trouble is a woman can get laid whenever she wants. trust me theres very few guys who would say no if you approach them. if you went for 3 random guys i bet one would be game!
i have found from personal experience its hard to be friends with a woman you fancy. alough it is a tad easier when youve slept with them.
i have slept with all my close female friends, and not been out with any of them :? it just happens sometimes, and we carry on as usual next time we see each other :-)
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i need to meet some of your firnds ;) ;)
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not me :p
maybe not, but there are plenty out there that are like that.
Personally I dont get that big emotional/sex thing. you can love someone without having sex with them, and you can have sex with someone you dont love.
I enjoy getting laid, but I dont put massive attatchments to it. Of my 5 best female friends ive slept with 4 of them. Purely because both of us are various times felt like it. No big deal, just a little fun and relaxation.
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a bunch of dirty, lazy, smelly creatures with no purpose on this earth except helping women produce more women. ladies, rant away...
Cheers. :ptu:
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to add a bit of fire....
what exactly do women want from us then?
i know its too general a question (different people, different tastes)
but general stuff, where do we go wrong then?
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to add a bit of fire....
what exactly do women want from us then?
i know its too general a question (different people, different tastes)
but general stuff, where do we go wrong then?
breathing seems to be the problem much of the time :lol:
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^^^
thing is, girls say first impressions done matter.... because if they think your really fit and cant wait for you to say hello, then it wont matter what you say..... its only if there not sure that what you say sounds ;)
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hmm... what women want from men... (excuse any bad spelling, in drunk) well, i like men that are funny, can hold a conversation, and are good in bed (no matter what the penis size, its not how good your pencil is its how you write your name.) ah and they have to be able to cook me a nice dinner once in a while.
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^^^
thing is, girls say first impressions done matter.... because if they think your really fit and cant wait for you to say hello, then it wont matter what you say..... its only if there not sure that what you say sounds ;)
That confused me, but I get the jist, I think... Women say they dont judge on 1st impressions but they obviously do.
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i judge on first impressions, but to make an overall judgement i need to know the guy for at least a few days. i can tell how someone is just after meeting them for a while. tis a talent of mine :D
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I can tell from the way they walk and dress with men, women, havnt cracked women yet but nearlly there.
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i cant understand women or men.
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I like jager + red bull
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Animals are so much simpler, they love you if you feed them, the like you if you stroke them, they listen if you talk to them,
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hmm... what women want from men... (excuse any bad spelling, in drunk) well, i like men that are funny, can hold a conversation, and are good in bed (no matter what the penis size, its not how good your pencil is its how you write your name.) ah and they have to be able to cook me a nice dinner once in a while.
and all that comes with age tbh, i meet all those requirements with ease now and im quite proud of myself :mrgreen:
if mad ever does go mad, and dumps you, give me a try ;)
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rofl, if youre lucky :p
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apparantly she wants to run off with me if that does happen....
.....so I have been warned. :twisted:
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rofl, if youre lucky :p
;) :mrgreen: :lol:
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apparantly she wants to run off with me if that does happen....
.....so I have been warned. :twisted:
shed eat you alive, or is that the plan :mrgreen:
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oh yeah, im a cannibal me.
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Youll have to ask her. Dont know, dont want to know. :-)
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Oh, thats a nice thought, Ill treasure that. :o
:lol:
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oh yeah, im a cannibal me.
well if youve watched that film, you may get ideas :P
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whta cannabilism?
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did you not know? im hannibal lecter!! mwahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa
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That explains your behaviour earlier!
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exactly.
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mmm tastes like chicken
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chicken is goooooooooooooooooood baby
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so is alchamahol
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oh hell yes. im gonna have to drink in the day more often.
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It was fun wasnt it? I made so many friends!
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told you nuneatons ok (when ytoure drunk)
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i like alchosmol... just i liked it too much last time i went out and made a tit of myself :whoops: :whoops: :roll:
any art to not getting completely trollied too early?
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told you nuneatons ok (when ytoure drunk)
emphasis on the drink!
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damn straight hippy!!
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any art to not getting completely trollied too early?
eat before you go out ;)
long day at work = a hurry = forgetting to eat = well pissed, well quick :o
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= cheap night out ;)
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But if you dont watch out you end up sober and realise the girl you are chatting up is a minger, or worse when you are in bed together...
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alcohol is fun, but not the morning after. i knew i shouldnt have mixed my drinks... :gag:
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But if you dont watch out you end up sober and realise the girl you are chatting up is a minger, or worse when you are in bed together...
its worse if you know shes a minger, then you get drunk and forget, then soubure up while your in bed :s
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But if you dont watch out you end up sober and realise the girl you are chatting up is a minger, or worse when you are in bed together...
its worse if you know shes a minger, then you get drunk and forget, then soubure up while your in bed :s
But the question is then, do you stop? Or just plow on for good humour?
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alcohol is fun, but not the morning after. i knew i shouldnt have mixed my drinks... :gag:
Take some paracetamol with a glass of coke and then drink a lot of water.
The coke/paracetamol is basically the same as Anadin extra for a fraction of the price and the water will rehydrate you.
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But if you dont watch out you end up sober and realise the girl you are chatting up is a minger, or worse when you are in bed together...
its worse if you know shes a minger, then you get drunk and forget, then soubure up while your in bed :s
But the question is then, do you stop? Or just plow on for good humour?
If shes that bad the question may be do you puke now or later...?
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But if you dont watch out you end up sober and realise the girl you are chatting up is a minger, or worse when you are in bed together...
its worse if you know shes a minger, then you get drunk and forget, then soubure up while your in bed :s
But the question is then, do you stop? Or just plow on for good humour?
you have to work out the equation:
A/T = X
Where A= Available women and T = Time until closing.
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Animals are so much simpler, they love you if you feed them, the like you if you stroke them, they listen if you talk to them,
:shock:
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Animals are so much simpler, they love you if you feed them, the like you if you stroke them, they listen if you talk to them,
:shock:
So whats wrong with that? :roll:
Sheep are really nice, warm and you get wool once a year to make jumpers...
OK sheep tend to be more boring than chickens but maxi is the expert on those.
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Serious: I hope you dont mean, warm on the inside ?
On the topic of women...
My girlfriends have always gone a bit crazy on me, in that they want to marry me and have my babies within 6 months. Its the same with my twin brother! Thats not to say that Im not up for commitment, because I am - but they always seem to take it too far, too soon.
I try to be as genuine as possible.
Doh!
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Your twin brother wants to marry you and have your babies?
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Serious: I hope you dont mean, warm on the inside ?
They are mammals AFAIK :shock:
On the topic of women...
My girlfriends have always gone a bit crazy on me, in that they want to marry me and have my babies within 6 months. Its the same with my twin brother!
Doh!
Errr........
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Serious: I hope you dont mean, warm on the inside ?
On the topic of women...
My girlfriends have always gone a bit crazy on me, in that they want to marry me and have my babies within 6 months. Its the same with my twin brother! Thats not to say that Im not up for commitment, because I am - but they always seem to take it too far, too soon.
I try to be as genuine as possible.
Doh!
they could use that as a scare off tactic, so they dont have to do the dumping.
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Serious: I hope you dont mean, warm on the inside ?
On the topic of women...
My girlfriends have always gone a bit crazy on me, in that they want to marry me and have my babies within 6 months. Its the same with my twin brother! Thats not to say that Im not up for commitment, because I am - but they always seem to take it too far, too soon.
I try to be as genuine as possible.
Doh!
maybe youre just subconciously attracted to nutcases?
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Serious: I hope you dont mean, warm on the inside ?
On the topic of women...
My girlfriends have always gone a bit crazy on me, in that they want to marry me and have my babies within 6 months. Its the same with my twin brother! Thats not to say that Im not up for commitment, because I am - but they always seem to take it too far, too soon.
I try to be as genuine as possible.
Doh!
maybe youre just subconciously attracted to nutcases?
Thats it! Your so right!
Hmmm... tips on avoiding nutcases??!
Oh and Clockd - My grammar there wasnt great I admit, but you knew what I meant :P
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you want a tip? stay as far away from the insane asylum as possible...
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you want a tip? stay as far away from the insane asylum as possible...
but they are so easier to pull :mrgreen: :lol:
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you want a tip? stay
DONT EAT YELLOW SNOW !
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theres always one...