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Title: Nuts
Post by: maximusotter on March 19, 2006, 15:50:15 PM

http://www.bumpernuts.com/

Title: Re:Nuts
Post by: bear on March 19, 2006, 16:24:54 PM

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I do not care if it rains or freezes as long as I got my plastic jesus riding on the dashboard of my car

Title: Nuts
Post by: maximusotter on March 19, 2006, 16:31:07 PM

I had a "Jesus is my co-pilot" front plate, but somebody stole it. Dang Christian vigilanties. They also stole the pro-choice decal from the back of my Saab. Since then, I rarely put political statements on my vehicles, save for the small picture of Bush affixed to the rear window of the Daihatsue, with text running over his face reading, " Jive Ass Honkey." :D

Title: Re:Nuts
Post by: Serious on March 19, 2006, 16:39:49 PM

Think theres one: Jesus saves - Bush spends

Title: Re:Nuts
Post by: brummie on March 19, 2006, 16:41:52 PM

Remember when we were kids it was

Jesus Saves but Shiltons better

Title: Nuts
Post by: bear on March 19, 2006, 18:47:16 PM

The plastic jesus (http://www.whitetreeaz.com/plastic_jesus/plasticj.htm) is a concealed flask

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If I weave around at night
And the police think Im tight
Theyll never find my bottle, though they ask
Plastic Jesus shelters me
For His head comes off, you see
Hes hollow, and I use Him for a flask

(http://img116.exs.cx/img116/6469/g5cgrin.gif)