Reply #2 on: August 20, 2009, 00:38:37 AM
Entropy, how can I explain it? Ill take it frame by frame it,
to have you all jumping, shouting saying it.
Lets just say that its a measure of disorder,
in a system that is closed, like with a border.
Its sorta, like a, well a measurement of randomness,
proposed in 1850 by a German, but wait I digress.
"What the f**k is entropy?", I here the people still exclaiming,
it seems I gotta start the explaining.
You ever drop an egg and on the floor you see it break?
You go and get a mop so you can clean up your mistake.
But did you ever stop to ponder why we know its true,
if you drop a broken egg you will not get an egg thats new.
Thats entropy or E-N-T-R-O to the P to the Y,
the reason why the sun will one day all burn out and die.
Order from disorder is a scientific rarity,
allow me to explain it with a little bit more clarity.
Did I say rarity? I meant impossibility,
at least in a closed system there will always be more entropy.
Thats entropy and I hope that youre all down with it,
if you are heres your membership.
Chorus
You down with entropy?
Yeah, you know me! (x3)
Whos down with entropy?
Every last homey!
Verse 2
Defining entropy as disorders not complete,
cause disorder as a definition doesnt cover heat.
So my first definition I would now like to withdraw,
and offer one that fits thermodynamics second law.
First we need to understand that entropy is energy,
energy that cant be used to state it more specifically.
In a closed system entropy always goes up,
thats the second law, now you know whats up.
You cant win, you cant break even, you cant leave the game,
cause entropy will take it all though it seems a shame.
The second law, as we now know, is quite clear to state,
that entropy must increase and not dissipate.
Creationists always try to use the second law,
to disprove evolution, but their theory has a flaw.
The second law is quite precise about where it applies,
only in a closed system must the entropy count rise.
The earths not a closed system its powered by the sun,
so f**k the damn creationists, Doomsday get my gun!
That, in a nutshell, is what entropys about,
youre now down with a discount.