Author Topic: Random tests...How much your corpse is worth, Zombie survival and how many 5 year olds you can take!  (Read 2071 times)

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Serious.... you need to stop being so, serious.

Dead Body Worth - $5525!


You could take on 26 five year old kids in a fight.

You Have a 50% Chance of Survival!

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They also missed out creating a suit of armor, if the corpses cant bite me I wont be infected.


But what happens when the Zombies start to get a little intelligent like in the latest Dawn of the Dead? All itd take is for one of them to learn how to use a can opener...

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They also missed out creating a suit of armor, if the corpses cant bite me I wont be infected.


But what happens when the Zombies start to get a little intelligent like in the latest Dawn of the Dead? All itd take is for one of them to learn how to use a can opener...


Wearing a suit of armour makes you a liability when the zombie apocalypse comes. You move so slowly that even the zombies wont have much trouble swarming you and theyll simply rip the armour off (remember they dont feel pain) and tuck right in. Canned food.

Our mobility is our greatest means of defence when caught in the open should a class 2 or 3 outbreak occur, so go ahead, wear a suit of armour if you like, it just leaves the rest of us time to get away while you become the latest victim of Solanum.   -)

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They also missed out creating a suit of armor, if the corpses cant bite me I wont be infected.


But what happens when the Zombies start to get a little intelligent like in the latest Dawn of the Dead? All itd take is for one of them to learn how to use a can opener...


Wearing a suit of armour makes you a liability when the zombie apocalypse comes. You move so slowly that even the zombies wont have much trouble swarming you and theyll simply rip the armour off (remember they dont feel pain) and tuck right in. Canned food.

Our mobility is our greatest means of defence when caught in the open should a class 2 or 3 outbreak occur, so go ahead, wear a suit of armour if you like, it just leaves the rest of us time to get away while you become the latest victim of Solanum.   -)


Thats the whole point, I cant run anyway. It depends on how well the suit is made too, thin metal one and it would be too easy for them to get in, thick powered one made from carbon fibre and the zombies will look for something a bit easier. I could also play dead if required and even the most conscientious zombie will lose interest and give up eventually.

OTOH you lot in your T-shirts, all they need is a single bite from a surprise attack and youve had it :P

[edit] well at least I would be safe enough until they learned how to power grinders :shock:

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OTOH you lot in your T-shirts, all they need is a single bite from a surprise attack and youve had it


A T-shirt is all thats needed for flying, getting pumped and totally flipping out.

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Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4675!

You could take on 22 five year old kids in a fight

You Have a 71% Chance of Survival!

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Congratulations, your dead body is worth $3775! *

You could take on 22 five year old kids in a fight.

You Have a 47% Chance of Survival!


* Ladies everywhere beg to differ.

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* Ladies everywhere beg to differ.


Yes, Ive spoken to some and they say its worth a lot less :lol:

Sorry clockd but it was an open goal :D

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Fair cop, Im still pricier than an Amsterdam hooker :lol:

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Congratulations, your dead body is worth $3925!

You could take on 28 five year old kids in a fight.

You Have a 71% Chance of Survival!

Im happy with that, with the zombie quiz owning a gun adds a big chunk :P
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Im happy with that, with the zombie quiz owning a gun adds a big chunk :P


Im still disapointed that I dont get some sort of multiplier for more than one.

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Im happy with that, with the zombie quiz owning a gun adds a big chunk :P


Im still disapointed that I dont get some sort of multiplier for more than one.


Indeed, and they dont ask about ammo supplys :P
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Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4090!

You could take on 23 five year old kids in a fight.

You Have a 47% Chance of Survival!

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Im worth $5165 and could take on 25 five year olds!

Ive actually had the "five year olds" debate with a mate before.. :D

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