A mother took her five-year-old son with her to the bank on a busy lunchtime.

They got behind a very fat woman wearing a business suit complete with pager.

After waiting patiently for a few minutes, the little boy said loudly,
"Wow, shes fat!

The mother bent down and whispered in the little boys ear to be quiet.

A couple more minutes passed by and the little boy stretched his arms
out as far as they would go and announced; "Ill bet her bum is this Wide!"

The fat woman turned around and glared at the little boy.

The mother gave him a good telling off, and told him to be quiet.




































































After a brief lull, the large woman reached the front of the queue.

Just then her pager began to emit a "beep, beep, beep".

The little boy yelled out, "Run for your f***ng life, shes reversing!!"