Also worth a lol: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLqQttJinjo&NR
Strangest thing is a banana is also the ideal shape for a dildo, according to some lady friend, so god provided them so that women and gays could go masturbate themselves :/
Einsteins balancing force is there, its real, except it seems to be pushing everything apart. So he was right even when he thought he had blundered. TBH though he refused to believe that god plays dice with the universe as in quantum physics. God obviously does play dice as in the throwing of lots and occasionally god throws the dice where you cant see them.