A shapely blonde sauntered in to the library, looked around &  
approached the counter. "Id like a  double cheeseburger, a large  
order of fries, and a diet Coke" she said authoritatively.

"This is a library!" said the librarian.

"Oh, sorry," replied the blonde, who proceeded to whisper "Id like  
a  double cheeseburger, a large order of fries, and a diet Coke,  
please."


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Did you hear about the two blondes who froze to death in a drive-in movie?
They went to see "Closed for the  Winter.

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