A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10
husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be
gentle; Im still a virgin".

"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if youve been married ten
times.?"

"Well, husband#1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it
was going to be.

"Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was
suppose to function; but he said hed look into it and get back with me.

"Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out
diagnostically but he just couldnt get the system up.

"Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he
didnt know when he would be able to deliver.

"Husband # 5 was an Engineer,he understood the basic process but he wanted
three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art
method.

"Husband #6 was from Ad ministration; he thought he knew how but he wasnt
sure whether it was his job or not.

"Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure
how to position it.

"Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.

"Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it.

"Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was........... God I
miss him.

" But now that Ive married you, Im so excited".

"Wonderful", said the husband, "but why?

"Youre with the "GOVERNMENT"..
This time I KNOW IM gonna get
SCREWED."