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Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: GroovyPigThing on April 13, 2006, 23:01:42 PM
Right, this is the thread to create an amazing story based on all of our thoughts :P

The only rules are

-You must add 3 words to the story at a time, continuing on from the previous post
-You cant post twice in a row
-And no posts that arent part of the story!


So I will begin:



This morning I....


Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: maximusotter on April 13, 2006, 23:03:55 PM
scratched my bits...
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: brummie on April 13, 2006, 23:05:29 PM
and my bobs
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: GroovyPigThing on April 13, 2006, 23:06:05 PM
..in order to...
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: Serious on April 13, 2006, 23:07:19 PM
...get some salty bits for...
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: maximusotter on April 13, 2006, 23:08:05 PM
mums pewter shaker
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: GroovyPigThing on April 13, 2006, 23:08:12 PM
^^ didnt read the rules!! 3 WORDS! :P

anyway:



....which didnt have...
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: brummie on April 13, 2006, 23:10:31 PM
holes in it
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Post by: GroovyPigThing on April 13, 2006, 23:14:00 PM
, instead it had...
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: brummie on April 13, 2006, 23:15:04 PM
dirty great big
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Post by: maximusotter on April 13, 2006, 23:16:17 PM
well engineered slots
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: Pete on April 13, 2006, 23:17:15 PM
ideal for storing..
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: brummie on April 13, 2006, 23:19:59 PM
cups of tea
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: GroovyPigThing on April 13, 2006, 23:23:49 PM
laced with strychnine
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Post by: brummie on April 13, 2006, 23:26:54 PM
to kill people
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Post by: maximusotter on April 13, 2006, 23:28:52 PM
with cucumber sandwiches
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Post by: GroovyPigThing on April 13, 2006, 23:30:20 PM
which taste like..
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: knighty on April 13, 2006, 23:30:54 PM
big banana sandwiches
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: maximusotter on April 13, 2006, 23:32:01 PM
if bananas were
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Post by: GroovyPigThing on April 13, 2006, 23:33:07 PM
actually small cucumbers
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: brummie on April 13, 2006, 23:38:31 PM
for the midgets
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: knighty on April 14, 2006, 00:08:26 AM
from the small
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: brummie on April 14, 2006, 00:21:32 AM
yellow polka dot
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Post by: GroovyPigThing on April 14, 2006, 00:27:26 AM
bikini land of..
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Post by: Clock'd 0Ne on April 14, 2006, 00:31:29 AM
mammoth breasted midgets
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Post by: maximusotter on April 14, 2006, 00:38:42 AM
An airbagged hamlet,
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Post by: Christopher Monkey on April 14, 2006, 01:03:56 AM
medium in size
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Post by: maximusotter on April 14, 2006, 01:05:29 AM
yet serenely bucolic
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Post by: Christopher Monkey on April 14, 2006, 01:36:03 AM
with gaily coloured
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Post by: knighty on April 14, 2006, 01:38:12 AM
quite nicely flamboyant
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: Jaimz on April 14, 2006, 01:46:36 AM
flabby-breasted old woman.
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: knighty on April 14, 2006, 01:49:00 AM
She was a
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: Jaimz on April 14, 2006, 01:55:58 AM
dirty little harlet,
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Post by: knighty on April 14, 2006, 01:57:02 AM
her penis was
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: Jaimz on April 14, 2006, 01:59:43 AM
three feet long!!!
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: maximusotter on April 14, 2006, 02:14:00 AM
She unscrewed it,
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: Christopher Monkey on April 14, 2006, 02:23:50 AM
and replaced it
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: marty on April 14, 2006, 02:28:59 AM
with a very
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: maximusotter on April 14, 2006, 02:51:45 AM
handy balloon whisk.
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: Christopher Monkey on April 14, 2006, 02:56:54 AM
which enabled her
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: bear on April 14, 2006, 02:58:54 AM
to beat meat
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: Serious on April 14, 2006, 03:16:01 AM
so she could
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Post by: Christopher Monkey on April 14, 2006, 03:39:49 AM
use the produce
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: bear on April 14, 2006, 05:26:53 AM
as a blanket
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: maximusotter on April 14, 2006, 06:43:43 AM
Ensconced in chard,
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: Cornholio on April 14, 2006, 08:38:08 AM
a man stuck his finger
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: GroovyPigThing on April 14, 2006, 09:12:26 AM
up his own
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: Christopher Monkey on April 14, 2006, 11:35:36 AM
nasal passage to
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: soopahfly on April 14, 2006, 12:04:35 PM
release hot fury
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: skidzilla on April 14, 2006, 12:58:49 PM
itsukushimiau koto jitai
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: M3ta7h3ad on April 14, 2006, 13:02:15 PM
What the Bollocks?!
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: GroovyPigThing on April 14, 2006, 14:17:02 PM
I like furry
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: bear on April 14, 2006, 14:29:27 PM
pigs burning hot
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: GroovyPigThing on April 14, 2006, 14:58:07 PM
soup over a
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: Smugs on April 14, 2006, 15:27:19 PM
big dead badger
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: iggy on April 14, 2006, 15:34:02 PM
scrotum, which smelled
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: Smugs on April 14, 2006, 15:37:35 PM
like cheesy poofs
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: brummie on April 14, 2006, 16:15:29 PM
who like anal
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: Madrocker on April 14, 2006, 17:46:08 PM
retentive walnuts







(that was cornie btw)
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: knighty on April 14, 2006, 18:21:37 PM
.   my mother said
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: maximusotter on April 14, 2006, 18:27:42 PM
son, you gotta
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: brummie on April 14, 2006, 18:33:08 PM
play with your
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: GroovyPigThing on April 14, 2006, 22:52:34 PM
small but effective...
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: maximusotter on April 14, 2006, 22:55:57 PM
multi purpose tool.
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: GroovyPigThing on April 14, 2006, 23:01:12 PM
While I slept...
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: maximusotter on April 14, 2006, 23:02:06 PM
the others came
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: brummie on April 14, 2006, 23:06:02 PM
up his bum
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: knighty on April 14, 2006, 23:21:20 PM
alllllll night long
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: maximusotter on April 14, 2006, 23:21:20 PM
staircase and fell
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: brummie on April 14, 2006, 23:22:58 PM
behind his victim
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: knighty on April 15, 2006, 00:42:00 AM
who clobbered him
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: maximusotter on April 15, 2006, 00:48:38 AM
with a clobber.
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: knighty on April 15, 2006, 00:49:30 AM
made out of
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: maximusotter on April 15, 2006, 00:57:14 AM
injection molded clobbertanium.
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: mr_roll on April 15, 2006, 01:08:27 AM
They then thought
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: maximusotter on April 15, 2006, 01:14:46 AM
that pink Elephants
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: mr_roll on April 15, 2006, 01:35:03 AM
Were taking speed
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: knighty on April 15, 2006, 01:44:01 AM
to make them
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: mr_roll on April 15, 2006, 01:49:33 AM
Fart like penguins
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: GroovyPigThing on April 15, 2006, 01:53:52 AM
whod been eating...
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: mr_roll on April 15, 2006, 01:54:30 AM
lots of ragu
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: Serious on April 15, 2006, 01:57:28 AM
they died and
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: mr_roll on April 15, 2006, 02:11:07 AM
Had a great
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: GroovyPigThing on April 15, 2006, 02:20:13 AM
time fiddling with...
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: maximusotter on April 15, 2006, 02:53:46 AM
vaporous heavenly Stradivari
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: mr_roll on April 15, 2006, 11:43:54 AM
in their pants
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: dogbert on April 15, 2006, 11:54:20 AM
children were playing
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: bear on April 15, 2006, 12:15:27 PM
strings and rosin
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: mr_roll on April 15, 2006, 12:20:25 PM
down the street
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: knighty on April 15, 2006, 13:21:16 PM
they found a
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: brummie on April 15, 2006, 13:28:04 PM
big smelly poo
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: knighty on April 15, 2006, 13:31:08 PM
they got naked
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: brummie on April 15, 2006, 13:32:16 PM
little baby chicks
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: funkychicken9000 on April 15, 2006, 13:50:48 PM
to manufacture thirtyfive
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: bear on April 15, 2006, 13:57:44 PM
mechanical eye openers
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: knighty on April 15, 2006, 14:19:44 PM
for the elephants
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: GroovyPigThing on April 15, 2006, 14:52:56 PM
who like eating
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: brummie on April 15, 2006, 14:54:39 PM
cute little duckies
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: bear on April 15, 2006, 14:56:28 PM
roasted on poo
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: brummie on April 15, 2006, 14:59:12 PM
with sticks up
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: neXus on April 15, 2006, 14:59:17 PM
Quote from: bear
roasted on poo


And then took a shower got cleaned up and went for a nice meal.
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: knighty on April 15, 2006, 15:57:43 PM
[Oi! 3 word limit]

Steven thought he
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: mr_roll on April 15, 2006, 16:47:03 PM
smelled a little
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: brummie on April 15, 2006, 16:49:49 PM
like menstrual discharge
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: GroovyPigThing on April 15, 2006, 17:03:02 PM
so he decided
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: mr_roll on April 15, 2006, 17:05:09 PM
to buy a
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: bear on April 15, 2006, 17:23:35 PM
an old volvo
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: brummie on April 15, 2006, 17:24:46 PM
which he assumed
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: bear on April 15, 2006, 17:26:41 PM
would never die
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: mr_roll on April 15, 2006, 17:27:24 PM
and never did
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: brummie on April 15, 2006, 17:29:37 PM
the end .
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: mr_roll on April 15, 2006, 17:43:49 PM
But then, the
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: maximusotter on April 15, 2006, 17:47:06 PM
end was neigh
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: Cornholio on April 15, 2006, 17:48:31 PM
said the horse
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: mr_roll on April 15, 2006, 17:50:24 PM
who liked jumping
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: Cornholio on April 15, 2006, 17:51:58 PM
into puddles of a rather smelly
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: GroovyPigThing on April 15, 2006, 18:13:10 PM
puddles left by people who dont understand they are only allowed to write THREE words...
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: mr_roll on April 15, 2006, 18:32:35 PM
or cant be
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: knighty on April 15, 2006, 19:33:29 PM
arsed to read
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: brummie on April 15, 2006, 19:36:08 PM
the friggin rules
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: GroovyPigThing on April 15, 2006, 19:47:38 PM
I pity da
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: brummie on April 15, 2006, 19:49:11 PM
fool who doesnt
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: knighty on April 15, 2006, 20:01:10 PM
read the rules
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: brummie on April 15, 2006, 20:03:06 PM
 because they have
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: knighty on April 15, 2006, 20:54:40 PM
huge mofoing titties
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: brummie on April 15, 2006, 20:57:58 PM
and nips that
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: mr_roll on April 15, 2006, 21:09:43 PM
go hard like
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: GroovyPigThing on April 15, 2006, 22:00:30 PM
crusty muesli in
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: mr_roll on April 15, 2006, 22:16:51 PM
the winter snow
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: bear on April 15, 2006, 22:17:51 PM
a swiss  box
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: GroovyPigThing on April 15, 2006, 23:03:36 PM
is useful for..
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: M3ta7h3ad on April 15, 2006, 23:05:06 PM
carrying several different
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: knighty on April 15, 2006, 23:05:13 PM
kindsa swiss midget
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: bear on April 15, 2006, 23:13:31 PM
crossbow with arrows
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: knighty on April 15, 2006, 23:18:07 PM
for shooting all
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: M3ta7h3ad on April 15, 2006, 23:23:00 PM
the rabid llamas
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: DEViANCE on April 15, 2006, 23:23:35 PM
that eat all the
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: brummie on April 15, 2006, 23:24:19 PM
fruit flies legs
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: knighty on April 15, 2006, 23:24:44 PM
said arthor to
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: bear on April 15, 2006, 23:31:41 PM
a drunk merlin
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: knighty on April 15, 2006, 23:32:22 PM
,  drunk on luuuuuuurv
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: DEViANCE on April 15, 2006, 23:32:46 PM
,farted in the
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: knighty on April 15, 2006, 23:40:46 PM
face of the
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: GroovyPigThing on April 16, 2006, 00:33:35 AM
queen of sheba
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: knighty on April 16, 2006, 00:43:52 AM
sheeba sheeba shoooo
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: mr_roll on April 16, 2006, 01:07:47 AM
, then he did
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: GroovyPigThing on April 16, 2006, 09:22:06 AM
not much else
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: DEViANCE on April 16, 2006, 09:25:58 AM
until he needed
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: brummie on April 16, 2006, 10:01:54 AM
to do a
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: GroovyPigThing on April 16, 2006, 10:35:39 AM
short but sharp
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: brummie on April 16, 2006, 10:38:35 AM
and very long
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: GroovyPigThing on April 16, 2006, 10:46:16 AM
emptying of his
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: Cornholio on April 16, 2006, 11:26:07 AM
incredibly long, hard
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: bear on April 16, 2006, 11:35:19 AM
to entice, member
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: GroovyPigThing on April 16, 2006, 12:11:44 PM
of the conservatives
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: bear on April 16, 2006, 13:40:06 PM
with insane urge ..
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: GroovyPigThing on April 16, 2006, 13:43:52 PM
to eat lots
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: brummie on April 16, 2006, 13:57:46 PM
of little baby
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: mr_roll on April 16, 2006, 14:34:41 PM
rolls of toilet
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: bear on April 16, 2006, 17:01:02 PM
stuffed with screaming..
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: DEViANCE on April 16, 2006, 19:12:49 PM
giant turnips that
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: brummie on April 16, 2006, 19:18:40 PM
excrete puss blobs
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: bear on April 16, 2006, 20:08:30 PM
so fast that..
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: GroovyPigThing on April 16, 2006, 20:39:46 PM
they cant see..
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: DEViANCE on April 16, 2006, 20:50:23 PM
the hippopotamus doing a
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: bear on April 16, 2006, 23:49:26 PM
tapdance on a....
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: GroovyPigThing on April 17, 2006, 12:10:28 PM
small and round..
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: Eagle on April 17, 2006, 12:42:34 PM
dragon.  Next morning...
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: bear on April 17, 2006, 13:27:00 PM
became yesterday which
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: GroovyPigThing on April 17, 2006, 13:29:47 PM
means today is
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: brummie on April 17, 2006, 13:35:31 PM
the week end
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: bear on April 17, 2006, 13:51:31 PM
so stay drunk...
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: DEViANCE on April 17, 2006, 13:55:10 PM
untill you find your
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: Jaimz on April 17, 2006, 15:59:25 PM
Quote from: DEViANCE
untill you find your


thats 4 words :o so i shall start with your last one...

your car keys
 
 
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Post by: brummie on April 17, 2006, 19:32:35 PM
else you will
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: Cornholio on April 17, 2006, 19:35:55 PM
quite possibly die
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: Pete on April 17, 2006, 19:37:02 PM
a nasty death
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: Cornholio on April 17, 2006, 19:38:16 PM
caused by a
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: DEViANCE on April 17, 2006, 19:41:03 PM
glitch in the
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: bear on April 17, 2006, 20:05:51 PM
subway alarm system
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: DEViANCE on April 18, 2006, 18:39:56 PM
so everyone needed
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: dogbert on April 18, 2006, 19:04:20 PM
damn good shagging
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: Serious on April 18, 2006, 19:32:39 PM
From seabirds and
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: brummie on April 18, 2006, 19:34:09 PM
serious from tekforums
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: bear on April 18, 2006, 20:29:02 PM
who loves to
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: GroovyPigThing on April 18, 2006, 22:16:23 PM
have a quick...
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: brummie on April 18, 2006, 22:17:10 PM
poke from behind
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: bear on April 18, 2006, 22:20:56 PM
in an old
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: Serious on April 18, 2006, 23:06:51 PM
palace owned by
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: Pete on April 18, 2006, 23:12:11 PM
hugh heffner, who
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: brummie on April 18, 2006, 23:13:39 PM
likes big titties
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: redneck on April 18, 2006, 23:19:47 PM
, small african countries



see what i did there ;)
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: Serious on April 18, 2006, 23:35:40 PM
and Tony Blairs


Yep and now for a twist :)
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: bear on April 18, 2006, 23:39:01 PM
dead old cat
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: redneck on April 18, 2006, 23:47:27 PM
. Producing new sounds
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: brummie on April 19, 2006, 00:02:57 AM
by farting to
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: redneck on April 19, 2006, 00:03:53 AM
limp biscuits chocolate....
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: GroovyPigThing on April 19, 2006, 20:11:37 PM
....flavoured water? Then...
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: brummie on April 19, 2006, 20:13:11 PM
let them eat
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: Cornholio on April 19, 2006, 22:46:17 PM
lots of cake
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: DEViANCE on April 19, 2006, 22:50:01 PM
made of slimey
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: bear on April 19, 2006, 22:51:22 PM
green old politicians
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: brummie on April 19, 2006, 22:51:55 PM
who like to
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: knighty on April 19, 2006, 23:51:00 PM
eat orange people
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: brummie on April 19, 2006, 23:51:50 PM
for their breakfast
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: knighty on April 19, 2006, 23:52:22 PM
because the zebras
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: Dj-Liam-G on April 19, 2006, 23:53:14 PM
dance like injuns
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: Cornholio on April 20, 2006, 00:03:59 AM
worshipping gay midgets
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: Pete on April 20, 2006, 00:04:53 AM
and giant midgets
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: Pete on April 20, 2006, 00:09:58 AM
in the moonlight
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: Pete on April 20, 2006, 00:10:20 AM
except when the
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: Pete on April 20, 2006, 00:10:37 AM
milkybar kid is
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: Pete on April 20, 2006, 00:11:03 AM
in town, because
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: bear on April 20, 2006, 00:37:43 AM
our galaxy has
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: knighty on April 20, 2006, 00:38:38 AM
been sold out
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: Serious on April 20, 2006, 02:09:26 AM
of chocolate fudge
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: Cornholio on April 20, 2006, 11:13:48 AM
and lovely cheesecake
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: Cypher on April 20, 2006, 18:36:37 PM
doused in vinegar
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: Cornholio on April 20, 2006, 18:37:31 PM
with a little
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: madmax on April 20, 2006, 18:40:25 PM
bottle of rum
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: Jaimz on April 20, 2006, 18:42:22 PM
and a coating
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: Cornholio on April 20, 2006, 18:42:33 PM
of nude monkeys
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: Jaimz on April 20, 2006, 18:43:56 PM
with enormous testicles.
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: Cypher on April 20, 2006, 18:43:58 PM
recently imported from
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: Cornholio on April 20, 2006, 18:44:59 PM
lake titicaca, where
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: Cypher on April 20, 2006, 18:45:31 PM
sexually aroused midgets
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: Cornholio on April 20, 2006, 18:49:36 PM
playing with a
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: madmax on April 20, 2006, 19:12:12 PM
fiddle, stare intently
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: knighty on April 20, 2006, 19:32:16 PM
into the eyes
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: madmax on April 20, 2006, 19:34:22 PM
of three big
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: knighty on April 20, 2006, 19:38:53 PM
round and juicy
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: Madrocker on April 20, 2006, 19:42:30 PM
onions with lots
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: Smugs on April 20, 2006, 20:51:08 PM
of midget pornstars
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: knighty on April 20, 2006, 20:56:54 PM
who loved it
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: brummie on April 20, 2006, 21:00:01 PM
so so much
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: Pete on April 20, 2006, 21:01:07 PM
but not as
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: Dj-Liam-G on April 20, 2006, 21:33:45 PM
flying jesus man
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: Madrocker on April 20, 2006, 21:34:57 PM
got bored and
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: DEViANCE on April 20, 2006, 21:36:39 PM
jumped over the
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: brummie on April 20, 2006, 21:54:00 PM
test tube baby
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: redneck on April 20, 2006, 22:25:11 PM
. who coincidentally shat...
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: knighty on April 20, 2006, 22:31:58 PM
on my boots ?
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: redneck on April 20, 2006, 22:32:34 PM
Indeed said the...
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: Thrawn on April 20, 2006, 23:23:00 PM
stuttering man with...
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: Dj-Liam-G on April 20, 2006, 23:33:57 PM
senile dementia who
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: knighty on April 20, 2006, 23:35:32 PM
the big ugly
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: redneck on April 20, 2006, 23:35:34 PM
split the world...
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: Cypher on April 21, 2006, 00:07:17 AM
by unleashing a
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: redneck on April 21, 2006, 00:20:43 AM
cock upon innocent...
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: Smugs on April 21, 2006, 00:23:20 AM
sheep which could
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: madmax on April 21, 2006, 00:31:07 AM
Fart like a
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: Smugs on April 21, 2006, 00:35:01 AM
ARSEnal football fan
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: Cypher on April 21, 2006, 00:36:10 AM
while during the
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: brummie on April 21, 2006, 00:40:19 AM
diet cherry coke
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: Dj-Liam-G on April 21, 2006, 02:07:18 AM
is my favorite


nb: this is making even less sense than normal....no sentance whatsoever!
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: brummie on April 21, 2006, 10:07:16 AM
 thing for cleaning
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: GroovyPigThing on April 21, 2006, 12:07:08 PM
out the inside
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: dogbert on April 21, 2006, 13:11:34 PM
of carpet munchers
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: brummie on April 21, 2006, 14:50:32 PM
and their small
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: bear on April 21, 2006, 16:53:15 PM
but very efficient
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: Jaimz on April 22, 2006, 14:37:07 PM
fizzy drinks that
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: Cornholio on April 22, 2006, 15:27:37 PM
go WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! when
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: knighty on April 22, 2006, 15:29:06 PM
you pick them
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: Cornholio on April 22, 2006, 15:36:44 PM
and flick them
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: bear on April 22, 2006, 19:33:09 PM
into the fire
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: Smugs on April 22, 2006, 22:11:43 PM
of hell he
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: brummie on April 22, 2006, 22:14:25 PM
licked his nuts
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: bear on April 22, 2006, 22:54:37 PM
clean from all
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: brummie on April 22, 2006, 23:14:41 PM
cheese and vegitation
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: DeltaZero on April 22, 2006, 23:16:23 PM
the end.
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: Smugs on April 22, 2006, 23:45:37 PM
not very funny
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: madmax on April 22, 2006, 23:48:58 PM
said the narrorator
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: skidzilla on April 23, 2006, 00:19:28 AM
who shot himself
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: Cypher on April 23, 2006, 00:31:36 AM
accidentally in the
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: redneck on April 23, 2006, 00:40:57 AM
pelvic floor muscles...
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: knighty on April 23, 2006, 00:42:04 AM
which is kind
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: redneck on April 23, 2006, 00:46:32 AM
of interesting. however,
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: bear on April 23, 2006, 10:50:36 AM
leaving the floor
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: Cornholio on April 23, 2006, 13:40:53 PM
an irate cockle
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: Serious on April 23, 2006, 17:31:51 PM
Picker got caught
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: bear on April 23, 2006, 18:02:43 PM
with pants down
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: Cornholio on April 23, 2006, 22:41:53 PM
and a huge
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: DEViANCE on April 23, 2006, 22:43:53 PM
monster in the
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: bear on April 23, 2006, 22:44:00 PM
pile of dung
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: Serious on April 23, 2006, 23:59:56 PM
ate him up
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: knighty on April 24, 2006, 00:02:24 AM
yummy yummy yummy
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: bear on April 24, 2006, 00:19:02 AM
monster said smiling
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: Smugs on April 24, 2006, 18:31:55 PM
at Jeremy Clarkson
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: bear on April 24, 2006, 20:59:14 PM
who, clueless muttered
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: DEViANCE on April 24, 2006, 21:27:02 PM
on that bombshell
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: bear on April 24, 2006, 22:17:01 PM
I will put
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: madmax on April 24, 2006, 22:32:12 PM
a caravan and
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: Serious on April 24, 2006, 22:42:03 PM
wearing my old
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: madmax on April 24, 2006, 22:44:27 PM
blue jeans ill
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: brummie on April 24, 2006, 22:46:09 PM
rip my pants
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: bear on April 24, 2006, 23:46:34 PM
with the loudest
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: Pete on April 25, 2006, 00:15:17 AM
petrol-engined chainsaw
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: madmax on April 25, 2006, 00:31:43 AM
while shouting "POOWWWWEEEERRRRR!!!!!!!"
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: Serious on April 25, 2006, 01:21:25 AM
then farted loudly.
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: bear on April 25, 2006, 13:34:54 PM
Astonished hearing that..
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: redneck on April 25, 2006, 14:48:45 PM
cheese makes galaxies.
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: Smugs on April 25, 2006, 17:07:13 PM
and sports cars
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: madmax on April 25, 2006, 18:11:13 PM
the monster said
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: Cornholio on April 25, 2006, 18:20:28 PM
BOO! and laughed
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: bear on April 25, 2006, 20:35:04 PM
sliding down the
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: redneck on April 25, 2006, 20:36:05 PM
triple breasted bum...
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: madmax on April 25, 2006, 22:09:04 PM
of the hippopottamus
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: Jaimz on April 26, 2006, 09:07:11 AM
based sushi. However,
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: Smugs on April 26, 2006, 16:24:12 PM
I think you
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: bear on April 26, 2006, 19:02:15 PM
need some pussy
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: Cornholio on April 26, 2006, 19:02:47 PM
cats for that
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: brummie on April 26, 2006, 19:03:21 PM
dirty smelly fanny
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: Serious on April 26, 2006, 20:18:40 PM
craddock cookery book
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: Smugs on April 26, 2006, 23:34:45 PM
of ghostly things
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: DEViANCE on April 26, 2006, 23:37:02 PM
that go bump
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: GroovyPigThing on April 27, 2006, 00:11:18 AM
after falling off
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: Cypher on April 27, 2006, 00:38:47 AM
the moon while
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: Serious on April 27, 2006, 00:49:35 AM
Whistling Swanee River
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: bear on April 27, 2006, 01:04:47 AM
for a beautiful
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: Cornholio on April 27, 2006, 20:59:20 PM
sparkly little pig
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: bear on April 27, 2006, 23:31:34 PM
dancing happily down
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: Smugs on April 27, 2006, 23:53:44 PM
the big pond
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: Cornholio on April 29, 2006, 18:38:28 PM
where there was
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: bear on April 29, 2006, 18:47:21 PM
mermaids and snakes
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: Cornholio on April 29, 2006, 18:49:26 PM
, christina aguilera monsters
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: Serious on April 29, 2006, 19:30:54 PM
and Toady Blairs
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: bear on April 29, 2006, 21:06:02 PM
he dove into
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: Serious on April 29, 2006, 23:58:13 PM
The honey pot
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: Jaimz on April 30, 2006, 02:56:09 AM
and sunk into
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: bear on April 30, 2006, 03:34:55 AM
a blissfull coma
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: Jaimz on April 30, 2006, 06:30:27 AM
but then, unexpectedly
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: bear on April 30, 2006, 07:17:06 AM
womitted ten adorable
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: Jaimz on April 30, 2006, 07:52:14 AM
baby seal corpses
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: bear on April 30, 2006, 21:54:54 PM
in panda fur
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: Serious on April 30, 2006, 23:11:51 PM
Which ate him
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: DeltaZero on April 30, 2006, 23:21:34 PM
which reminded him of the day that I scratched my bits...  (http://www.tekforums.co.uk/posts/list/738.page#8812)
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: bear on May 06, 2006, 19:45:26 PM
lovely day to
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: maximusotter on May 06, 2006, 19:51:26 PM
tour the impressive
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: skidzilla on May 06, 2006, 20:03:26 PM
planet called spam
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: maximusotter on May 06, 2006, 20:07:44 PM
and eggs, because
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: bear on May 06, 2006, 20:29:59 PM
lack of ham
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: maximusotter on May 06, 2006, 20:31:50 PM
in the atmosphere.
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: redneck on May 06, 2006, 21:02:03 PM
. On reentry rectally....
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: bear on May 07, 2006, 00:14:29 AM
the moon atmosphere
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: Serious on May 07, 2006, 00:31:18 AM
burnt his bum
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: Jaimz on May 07, 2006, 11:49:25 AM
on a quaint
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: bear on May 07, 2006, 13:52:00 PM
cape cod eve
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: Smugs on May 07, 2006, 15:55:31 PM
of the moon
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: bear on May 07, 2006, 16:03:52 PM
shining like kerosene
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: Madrocker on June 22, 2007, 00:01:14 AM
powered jet-engined
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: Cypher on June 22, 2007, 02:42:01 AM
chocolate muffins that
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: knighty on June 22, 2007, 08:11:37 AM
dance like big
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: bear on June 22, 2007, 10:29:10 AM
tanned beach broilers
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: Madrocker on June 22, 2007, 10:39:11 AM
whilst slapping on
Title: The everlasting story thread
Post by: bear on June 22, 2007, 11:02:30 AM
big hairy chest
Title: Re:The everlasting story thread
Post by: Jaitsu on June 22, 2007, 12:18:24 PM
i think were due a fullstop

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