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Chat => General Discussion => Topic started by: GroovyPigThing on April 13, 2006, 23:01:42 PM
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Right, this is the thread to create an amazing story based on all of our thoughts :P
The only rules are
-You must add 3 words to the story at a time, continuing on from the previous post
-You cant post twice in a row
-And no posts that arent part of the story!
So I will begin:
This morning I....
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scratched my bits...
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and my bobs
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..in order to...
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...get some salty bits for...
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mums pewter shaker
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^^ didnt read the rules!! 3 WORDS! :P
anyway:
....which didnt have...
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holes in it
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, instead it had...
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dirty great big
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well engineered slots
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ideal for storing..
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cups of tea
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laced with strychnine
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to kill people
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with cucumber sandwiches
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which taste like..
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big banana sandwiches
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if bananas were
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actually small cucumbers
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for the midgets
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from the small
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yellow polka dot
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bikini land of..
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mammoth breasted midgets
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An airbagged hamlet,
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medium in size
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yet serenely bucolic
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with gaily coloured
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quite nicely flamboyant
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flabby-breasted old woman.
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She was a
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dirty little harlet,
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her penis was
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three feet long!!!
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She unscrewed it,
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and replaced it
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with a very
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handy balloon whisk.
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which enabled her
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to beat meat
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so she could
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use the produce
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as a blanket
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Ensconced in chard,
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a man stuck his finger
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up his own
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nasal passage to
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release hot fury
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itsukushimiau koto jitai
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What the Bollocks?!
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I like furry
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pigs burning hot
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soup over a
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big dead badger
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scrotum, which smelled
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like cheesy poofs
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who like anal
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retentive walnuts
(that was cornie btw)
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. my mother said
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son, you gotta
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play with your
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small but effective...
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multi purpose tool.
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While I slept...
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the others came
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up his bum
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alllllll night long
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staircase and fell
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behind his victim
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who clobbered him
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with a clobber.
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made out of
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injection molded clobbertanium.
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They then thought
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that pink Elephants
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Were taking speed
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to make them
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Fart like penguins
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whod been eating...
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lots of ragu
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they died and
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Had a great
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time fiddling with...
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vaporous heavenly Stradivari
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in their pants
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children were playing
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strings and rosin
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down the street
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they found a
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big smelly poo
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they got naked
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little baby chicks
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to manufacture thirtyfive
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mechanical eye openers
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for the elephants
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who like eating
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cute little duckies
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roasted on poo
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with sticks up
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roasted on poo
And then took a shower got cleaned up and went for a nice meal.
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[Oi! 3 word limit]
Steven thought he
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smelled a little
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like menstrual discharge
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so he decided
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to buy a
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an old volvo
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which he assumed
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would never die
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and never did
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the end .
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But then, the
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end was neigh
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said the horse
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who liked jumping
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into puddles of a rather smelly
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puddles left by people who dont understand they are only allowed to write THREE words...
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or cant be
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arsed to read
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the friggin rules
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I pity da
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fool who doesnt
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read the rules
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because they have
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huge mofoing titties
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and nips that
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go hard like
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crusty muesli in
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the winter snow
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a swiss box
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is useful for..
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carrying several different
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kindsa swiss midget
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crossbow with arrows
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for shooting all
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the rabid llamas
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that eat all the
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fruit flies legs
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said arthor to
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a drunk merlin
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, drunk on luuuuuuurv
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,farted in the
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face of the
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queen of sheba
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sheeba sheeba shoooo
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, then he did
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not much else
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until he needed
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to do a
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short but sharp
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and very long
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emptying of his
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incredibly long, hard
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to entice, member
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of the conservatives
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with insane urge ..
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to eat lots
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of little baby
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rolls of toilet
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stuffed with screaming..
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giant turnips that
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excrete puss blobs
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so fast that..
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they cant see..
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the hippopotamus doing a
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tapdance on a....
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small and round..
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dragon. Next morning...
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became yesterday which
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means today is
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the week end
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so stay drunk...
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untill you find your
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untill you find your
thats 4 words :o so i shall start with your last one...
your car keys
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else you will
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quite possibly die
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a nasty death
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caused by a
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glitch in the
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subway alarm system
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so everyone needed
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damn good shagging
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From seabirds and
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serious from tekforums
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who loves to
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have a quick...
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poke from behind
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in an old
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palace owned by
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hugh heffner, who
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likes big titties
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, small african countries
see what i did there ;)
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and Tony Blairs
Yep and now for a twist :)
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dead old cat
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. Producing new sounds
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by farting to
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limp biscuits chocolate....
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....flavoured water? Then...
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let them eat
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lots of cake
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made of slimey
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green old politicians
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who like to
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eat orange people
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for their breakfast
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because the zebras
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dance like injuns
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worshipping gay midgets
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and giant midgets
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in the moonlight
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except when the
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milkybar kid is
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in town, because
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our galaxy has
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been sold out
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of chocolate fudge
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and lovely cheesecake
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doused in vinegar
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with a little
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bottle of rum
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and a coating
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of nude monkeys
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with enormous testicles.
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recently imported from
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lake titicaca, where
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sexually aroused midgets
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playing with a
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fiddle, stare intently
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into the eyes
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of three big
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round and juicy
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onions with lots
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of midget pornstars
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who loved it
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so so much
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but not as
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flying jesus man
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got bored and
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jumped over the
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test tube baby
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. who coincidentally shat...
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on my boots ?
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Indeed said the...
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stuttering man with...
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senile dementia who
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the big ugly
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split the world...
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by unleashing a
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cock upon innocent...
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sheep which could
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Fart like a
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ARSEnal football fan
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while during the
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diet cherry coke
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is my favorite
nb: this is making even less sense than normal....no sentance whatsoever!
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thing for cleaning
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out the inside
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of carpet munchers
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and their small
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but very efficient
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fizzy drinks that
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go WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! when
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you pick them
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and flick them
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into the fire
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of hell he
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licked his nuts
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clean from all
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cheese and vegitation
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the end.
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not very funny
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said the narrorator
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who shot himself
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accidentally in the
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pelvic floor muscles...
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which is kind
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of interesting. however,
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leaving the floor
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an irate cockle
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Picker got caught
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with pants down
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and a huge
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monster in the
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pile of dung
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ate him up
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yummy yummy yummy
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monster said smiling
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at Jeremy Clarkson
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who, clueless muttered
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on that bombshell
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I will put
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a caravan and
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wearing my old
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blue jeans ill
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rip my pants
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with the loudest
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petrol-engined chainsaw
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while shouting "POOWWWWEEEERRRRR!!!!!!!"
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then farted loudly.
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Astonished hearing that..
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cheese makes galaxies.
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and sports cars
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the monster said
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BOO! and laughed
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sliding down the
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triple breasted bum...
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of the hippopottamus
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based sushi. However,
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I think you
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need some pussy
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cats for that
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dirty smelly fanny
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craddock cookery book
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of ghostly things
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that go bump
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after falling off
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the moon while
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Whistling Swanee River
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for a beautiful
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sparkly little pig
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dancing happily down
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the big pond
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where there was
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mermaids and snakes
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, christina aguilera monsters
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and Toady Blairs
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he dove into
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The honey pot
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and sunk into
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a blissfull coma
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but then, unexpectedly
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womitted ten adorable
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baby seal corpses
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in panda fur
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Which ate him
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which reminded him of the day that I scratched my bits... (http://www.tekforums.co.uk/posts/list/738.page#8812)
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lovely day to
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tour the impressive
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planet called spam
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and eggs, because
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lack of ham
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in the atmosphere.
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. On reentry rectally....
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the moon atmosphere
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burnt his bum
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on a quaint
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cape cod eve
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of the moon
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shining like kerosene
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powered jet-engined
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chocolate muffins that
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dance like big
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tanned beach broilers
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whilst slapping on
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big hairy chest
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i think were due a fullstop
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