10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine
 
9. Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With a Few
 
8. If The Phone Dont Ring ... Youll Know Its Me
 
7. Ive Missed You ... But My Aims Improvin
 
6. Wouldnt Take Her To A Dogfight Cause Im Scared Shed Win
 
5. Im So Miserable Without You Its Like Youre Still Here
 
4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him
 
3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger
 
2. Shes Lookin Better with Every Beer
 
And The Number One Country & Western Song Is ...  
 
1. Its Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass Out All Day