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  • Offline Cypher

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Will He Jump
on: November 27, 2007, 21:31:16 PM
Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 news was on.

The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Jack and said, "Do you think hell jump?"

Jack says, "You know, I bet he will."

The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he wont."

Jack placed $30 on the bar and said, "Youre on!"

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death.

The blonde was very upset and handed her $30 to Jack, saying, "Fairs fair. Heres your money."

Jack replied, "I cant take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 oclock news and knew he would jump."

The blonde replies, "I did too; but I didnt think hed do it again."

Jack takes the money.
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Re:Will He Jump
Reply #1 on: November 27, 2007, 23:49:04 PM
Great joke! Great find, where did you source this one from? Why the inclusion of handsome at the start? Did you want people to think that you had created the joke yourself, and by adding handsome you assumed people would relate that to you, the topic and joke poster? Im not sure personally, and wish to distance myself from the whole affair. Cusses.
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Re:Will He Jump
Reply #2 on: November 28, 2007, 04:25:05 AM
He recycles old ones, just like practically everyone else on here :D
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Re:Will He Jump
Reply #3 on: November 28, 2007, 21:29:40 PM
I got forwarded it.

I thought it was funny.
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