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  • Offline zpyder

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Re:What do you want for christmas?
Reply #45 on: December 18, 2010, 16:06:31 PM
I wouldnt know, but sounds about right!

Re:What do you want for christmas?
Reply #46 on: December 18, 2010, 16:46:03 PM
thats just nerves.. actually its probably more anxiety thannerves... go get naked in the shower with her.
That should help you relax... or send your parents out & have her around yours, so your in familiar surroundings
rather than around hers.

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Re:What do you want for christmas?
Reply #47 on: December 18, 2010, 17:00:26 PM
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thats just nerves.. actually its probably more anxiety thannerves... go get naked in the shower with her.
That should help you relax... or send your parents out & have her around yours, so your in familiar surroundings
rather than around hers.



Seriously Egg watch out - youll hurt your reputation if you keep being this helpful :)


Naked shower is absolutely the way to go - breaks that barrier without the stress of having to do anything. You dont have to worry about little Spyder getting nervous (or brewers droop if youve had a few) because you dont have to have sex afterwards. Be a good step to be fair.

I envy you TBH - that nervous excitement and anticipation at the start of a relationship is AWESOME!
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Re:What do you want for christmas?
Reply #48 on: December 18, 2010, 17:55:11 PM
We didnt exactly need to move to the shower to be naked ;) Plus her being in student digs, her showers pretty much a one person affair.

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Re:What do you want for christmas?
Reply #49 on: December 18, 2010, 18:01:09 PM
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I hot GF who wants sex at least 5 times a day would do me.

this is actually seriously over-rated.  There is something wrong about sex being a chore.  

Re:What do you want for christmas?
Reply #50 on: December 18, 2010, 18:15:38 PM
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Quote from: Walrusbonzo
I hot GF who wants sex at least 5 times a day would do me.

this is actually seriously over-rated.  There is something wrong about sex being a chore.  


definition of a nymphomaniac - a woman with a sex drive higher than your own

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Re:What do you want for christmas?
Reply #51 on: December 18, 2010, 21:12:25 PM
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Quote from: Beaker
Quote from: Walrusbonzo
I hot GF who wants sex at least 5 times a day would do me.

this is actually seriously over-rated.  There is something wrong about sex being a chore.  


definition of a nymphomaniac - a woman with a sex drive higher than your own


No, seriously, its great for about 2 months, then it gets boring.

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Re:What do you want for christmas?
Reply #52 on: December 19, 2010, 11:10:01 AM
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I darent post on here what I want for Christmas, for fear of ridicule.



you have to post now !



(its not an iphone is it?)


no its an imac.

LOL LOL LOL.

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Re:What do you want for christmas?
Reply #53 on: December 23, 2010, 14:08:21 PM
Well this morning was great. That is all  :heehaw:

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Re:What do you want for christmas?
Reply #54 on: December 23, 2010, 20:37:47 PM
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Well this morning was great. That is all  :heehaw:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o

 :mutley:  :nana:

What do you want for christmas?
Reply #55 on: December 23, 2010, 21:01:04 PM
well done zpyder.... we should have some forum banners to celebrate the occasion !


(p.s. dont let her read the forum ;) )





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Quote from: Rivkid
that nervous excitement and anticipation at the start of a relationship is AWESOME!

^^^
this

Re:What do you want for christmas?
Reply #56 on: December 23, 2010, 21:46:28 PM
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Well this morning was great. That is all  :heehaw:


Merry Christmas too you!!!!
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What do you want for christmas?
Reply #57 on: December 23, 2010, 22:39:38 PM
Quote from: knighty

(p.s. dont let her read the forum ;) )


Hes speaking here from past experience too :lol:

Great news, chocks away and all that  :cheers:

What do you want for christmas?
Reply #58 on: December 23, 2010, 22:42:23 PM
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Quote from: knighty

(p.s. dont let her read the forum ;) )

Hes speaking here from past experience too :lol:


lol, i forgot about that... that was worse... she googled me and managed to find it

shame really, she was awesome, but took what she read out of context :s
("knighty is sexy and sleeps with 5 strippers at a time" etc...)

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Re:What do you want for christmas?
Reply #59 on: December 23, 2010, 23:02:52 PM
She actually semi-knows that there is a place that I share a lot of personal information on the internet...shes a great believer in sharing, but it is still a slight worry she might stumble on this thread...so just in case..."Hi dear" :S


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