I stack shelves at poundland in the day and work the streets of Nottingham at night, you may pity me but repetetive tasks and brutal anal are both my passions in life.
On a more serious note I hope I find the drive to change my career in the near future as IT despite 'paying the bills' and giving me a comfortable lifestyle is pretty much my passion 10 years ago, not now.
I've not seen any jobs being advertised recently for Vodka drinking, Chilli eating Ninja's but if i do spot something i'll tell them send you a White Dove to let you know they have a vacancy!
I don't have a job because employers are penises.
According to one stuck up Odeon manager, because I'm 18 and never had a job before, that means no matter how good a candidate I'd be, I'm not employable.
However I should be going to Uni next year! 
Its because your educated, you know a good education scares a manager who has zero GCSE's! You might be after their job.
I find thats usually an excuse if they think you are too good for the job, they think you will get bored and move on and that its not worth investing time in someone like that!
