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Women!
Reply #30 on: March 24, 2006, 10:07:08 AM
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i am beating them off with a stick. they love the stick


is that the same "stick" you beat yourself off with? ;)

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Reply #31 on: March 24, 2006, 10:17:59 AM
Mines not too bad, nearly 7 or 8 years now, and engaged.

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Reply #32 on: March 24, 2006, 10:29:01 AM
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Mines not too bad, nearly 7 or 8 years now, and engaged.


So your girlfriend is seven or eight?  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:

Think you could have put it better TBH :P

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Reply #33 on: March 24, 2006, 11:01:28 AM
No, she is either 7 or 8,  Shes so small :D
What did you think I meant?

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Reply #34 on: March 24, 2006, 20:08:11 PM
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Harvest them for their meat and make lampshades from their hides.


lol

it rubs the lotion on its skin!!

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Reply #35 on: March 24, 2006, 20:44:40 PM
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No, she is either 7 or 8,  Shes so small :D
What did you think I meant?


see, youve just managed to get her early enough before the other woman folk twist her mind and make her into a b***h ;)

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Reply #36 on: March 24, 2006, 21:14:47 PM
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No, she is either 7 or 8,  Shes so small :D
What did you think I meant?


I thought you might actually ask her and know if shes 7 or 8 rather than being vague...

My Dolly the sheep clone is definitely six, I have the birth cert to prove it ;)

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Reply #37 on: March 29, 2006, 16:40:32 PM
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i am beating them off with a stick. they love the stick


PMSL :mrgreen:

i met a great girl friday night at a club, thought she was way out of my league but she wasnt apparently :D

got very friendly with her, got her number (she TOOK my phone and put it in), did ask me to go back to hers but i was good and refused :?

shes a few years older, i guessed she was 23, actually 31 :shock:  and im 26 which she got right. now heres the problem, shes posh and sells lingerie in london.

youre thinking call her you twit right? wrong. i just cant see it lasting, she wont like my somewhat crude friends for a start, and they are real friends who will be there if you get me. and i can imagine her parents living in a big house, expecting their daughter to do better than a builder :roll:

i know its silly as i really like the girl, shes great but it all seems better when youve had a drink, and in sensible mode i can see i will fall for her and the proverbial will hit the fan :cry:

might seem odd but the sex isnt that important if i really like a girl. if i had slept with her it would have spoilt the night, as she would have just been another notch on my worn out bedopost :whoops:

i guess the point of my post is that even though im this big tough guy, im afraid of getting hurt. so head up poison, youre a better man than me as at least you gave it a go ;)

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Reply #38 on: March 29, 2006, 16:46:44 PM
Rhino - shes 31 years old, shes lived a little, shell know her own mind and certainly wont care about what her parents think. Maybe she wants a bit of rough? ;)

Also apparently women in their 30s are at their sexual peak - so ring her!

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Reply #39 on: March 29, 2006, 18:35:07 PM
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Rhino - shes 31 years old, shes lived a little, shell know her own mind and certainly wont care about what her parents think. Maybe she wants a bit of rough? ;)

Also apparently women in their 30s are at their sexual peak - so ring her!


lol, trouble is i would care what they think, and would let them know too  ;)

thats assuming it would get as far as that, but first impressions suggest it could :-)

who knows, i will probably let curiosity get the better of me and end up ringing her :roll:  depending how tonight goes :twisted:

didnt think of the "bit of rough" situation, could be onto something there :mrgreen:

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Reply #40 on: March 29, 2006, 18:46:16 PM
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shes a few years older, i guessed she was 23, actually 31 :shock:  and im 26 which she got right. now heres the problem, shes posh and sells lingerie in london.

youre thinking call her you twit right? wrong. i just cant see it lasting, she wont like my somewhat crude friends for a start, and they are real friends who will be there if you get me. and i can imagine her parents living in a big house, expecting their daughter to do better than a builder :roll:



You have made at least two huge assumptions there. call her, work something out. Warn her about them but She might like your friends.

As for her parents my brother works on the Princess Cruselines (used to be P&Os liners), I own mine as does both my eldest brothers but our parents rented their house. My father was definitely working class while my mum was at least middle class and she still married him.

A lot of posh women go out with big rugby types because of who they went to school with.

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Reply #41 on: March 29, 2006, 18:55:18 PM
true mate, but im defo unlucky in love and theres a 99.9% chance it will play out exactly as i said :roll:

ill give you an idea though, she asks me in a posh voice "what are you passionate about" rather than what do you like ect.

she was also drinking champagne all night, horrid stuff :gag:

she came across as very posh, not a bit, she was very well spoken even when drunk :mrgreen:

i did sober her up and look after her though, she seemed to appreciate that.

enough to give me her number anyway, and i did check that it wasnt the flirt divert number :lol:  

i dunno, been stung a few times when i like a lass tbh. flings are much easier, which is a problem.

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Reply #42 on: March 29, 2006, 19:10:32 PM
Even very posh women end up totalled and I mean unable to stand or talk...

Many own large estates as part of the family and actually do work.

TBH you dont get anything unless you try, be honest and see how it goes. If you dont risk anything how can you expect to get?

Oh and one of the poshest women I have ever been in contact with was the cox on a university boat. I had to have a good feel of her knee to check if it was damaged cause her crew had thrown her into the water and right onto a load of submerged rocks (they quickly ended up disqualified, served them right too cause they knew it was against the rules). Her boyfriend who came with her was the last person you would expect to end up with such a good looking woman.

Quite often Ladies like a bit of ruff male and who says they have to be different to anyone else? Rich people usually dont get to be there by being very generous and upstanding citizens, that comes later. Its more like cut-throat business practices and near or actual criminal activity.

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Reply #43 on: March 29, 2006, 19:27:11 PM
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Oh and one of the poshest women I have ever been in contact with was the cox on a university boat. I had to have a good feel of her knee to check if it was damaged cause her crew had thrown her into the water and right onto a load of submerged rocks (they quickly ended up disqualified, served them right too cause they knew it was against the rules).


Cox dunking is the way forwards.  Roll on sunday, come on the light blues  8)  :twisted:  :mrgreen:

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Reply #44 on: March 29, 2006, 19:33:23 PM
mmm, as for her parents... if they are really minted, they wont give a flying f**k about how much money you have / your background as long as they think your a nice guy wholl be good to there daughter and your not just after the money...

if there good and ritch, then one day she will (if shes not already) so they dont have to worry about her being poor ;)

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