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on: December 03, 2007, 06:38:39 AM
I doubt there is any truth in it ;)

One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her
thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and
asked,
"My dear child, why are you crying?"
The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and that she needed it to help her husband in making a living for their family. The Lord dipped His hand into the water and pulled up a golden thimble set with sapphires.
"Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked The seamstress replied, "No."
The Lord again dipped into the river. He held out a golden thimble studded
with rubies.
"Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked. Again, the seamstress replied, "No."
The Lord reached down again and came up with a leather thimble.
"Is this your thimble ?" the Lord asked. The seamstress replied, "Yes." The
Lord was pleased with the womans honesty and gave her all three thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home happy.

Some years later, the seamstress was walking with her husband along the
riverbank, and her husband fell into the river and disappeared under the
water. When she cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked her,
"Why are you crying?" "Oh Lord, my husband has fallen into the river!"

The Lord went down into the water and came up with George Clooney. "Is this your husband?" the Lord asked.
"Yes," cried the seamstress. The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an
untruth!"
The seamstress replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a
misunderstanding. You see, if I had said no to George Clooney, you would
have come up with Brad Pitt.
Then if I said no to him, you would have come up with my husband. Had I
then said yes, you would have given me all three. Lord, Im not in the
best of health and would not be able to take care of all three husbands, so
THATS why I said yes to George Clooney.

And so the Lord let her keep him.

The moral of this story is:
Whenever a woman lies, its for a good and honorable reason, and in the best interest of others. Thats our story, and were sticking to it.


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Reply #1 on: December 03, 2007, 08:44:07 AM
i didnt know you were a woman.

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Reply #2 on: December 03, 2007, 11:43:22 AM
Yeah I should work at a freakshow as the bearded ladybear :)

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