Ar*ing sh*tting f*cking tw*tting pooing b*ggering frenching dick monkey!!

Ive got to go and see an amateur production of this tommorrow night. One of my fiancees friends is in it and apparently I cant say no. Why cant they just kick me in the balls now and have done with it?


I was wondering where to park the car when we go in - I might park it in the river......

Hmm....

Im no stranger to shows / theatre in fact I love a good play and have been known to really enjoy a well donw Shakespeare or the like.

I guess an amateur version does hold the possibility of someone falling and horrifically injuring themselves which could be funny but its the musical aspect that I dread. I hate musicals at the best of time unless its Grease!

As for going - I really have no choice......

..........on the other hand the Music Hall is close to KFC for when its over....

I guess an amateur version does hold the possibility of someone falling and horrifically injuring themselves which could be funny

One I went had a scene where the cast pulled a mobile bridge onto the stage, walked across it and then left the leading couple to sing a duet, her standing on the bridge and him beside it. The problem started when the bridge didnt lock in place, the bridge started to move, taking the woman with it towards the pit. Both tried to continue singing with the man shuffling as fast as he could forwards in order to try and grab the prop. He finally accomplished the feat right on the edge by which time what should have been a love song had turned into a comedy.