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The Banana Test:
on: May 30, 2008, 12:58:58 PM
     

 

There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals, a Lion, a Chimpanzee,

a Giraffe, and a Squirrel, who pass by. They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree.

 

Who do you guess will win?

Your answer will reflect your personality.

So think carefully . . . Try and answer within 30 seconds

Got your answer?

Now scroll down to see the analysis.

 





















If your answer is:


Lion = youre dull.


Chimpanzee = youre a moron.


Giraffe = youre a complete idiot.


Squirrel = youre just hopelessly stupid.









A COCONUT TREE DOESNT HAVE BANANAS.

Obviously youre stressed and overworked.
You should take some time off and relax!
Try again next year.

Re:The Banana Test:
Reply #1 on: May 30, 2008, 13:11:48 PM
rofl.

the best thing is, I even thought "oh, why a coconut tree?" and then proceeded to answer the question as asked anyway.

me = special.

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The Banana Test:
Reply #2 on: May 30, 2008, 13:28:33 PM
:stupid:

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Re:The Banana Test:
Reply #3 on: May 30, 2008, 15:13:27 PM
Woo, i r smart :)

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Re:The Banana Test:
Reply #4 on: May 30, 2008, 18:21:09 PM
I r dumb must try harder.

lol
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The Banana Test:
Reply #5 on: May 30, 2008, 20:11:13 PM
Yeah, I assumed an implication that someone had placed bananas at the top of the tree, which is just as likely as that diverse range of creatures being in the same location at the same time and in the vcinity of a coconut tree.

I answered lion on the assumption it would kill the other animals leaving it all the time it needs to get a banana.
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Reply #6 on: May 30, 2008, 20:16:38 PM
Quote from: Goblin
Yeah, I assumed an implication that someone had placed bananas at the top of the tree, which is just as likely as that diverse range of creatures being in the same location at the same time and in the vcinity of a coconut tree.

I answered lion on the assumption it would kill the other animals leaving it all the time it needs to get a banana.


but why would a lion want a bana? some kinky sex game with mrs lion?

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Reply #7 on: May 30, 2008, 21:21:53 PM
I just assume all lions are bastards who would want a banana just to stop everyone else having one.
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Re:The Banana Test:
Reply #8 on: May 30, 2008, 22:10:10 PM
Maybe the lion wants the banana as bait for the monkey.

Ill admit to being stupid/dumb etc. My first thought was "Monkeys live in trees and are good climbers, so itd be the monkey" then I thought "But the Giraffe is already at head height of the banana so its just got to open its mouth so its the giraffe."

How wrong was I. I doubt itd work as well if you tried to say it out loud to someone.

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Reply #9 on: May 31, 2008, 08:56:05 AM
I thought  Squirrel, a quick little bugger in trees

The Banana Test:
Reply #10 on: May 31, 2008, 10:30:27 AM
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I thought  Squirrel, a quick little bugger in trees


me too

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Re:The Banana Test:
Reply #11 on: May 31, 2008, 14:50:14 PM
The giraffe cheated, it moved a banana from the next tree while nobody was looking...

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