Author Topic: Would you re-marry?  (Read 430 times)

  • Offline mrt

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Would you re-marry?
on: April 23, 2007, 12:11:05 PM
Husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed
reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question.

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get  married again?

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not? Dont you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldnt you remarry?" HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, Id get married again."
WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

HUSBAND: "Sure, its a great house."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do"

WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"

HUSBAND: "No, Im sure shed want her own."

WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?

HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."

WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?

HUSBAND: "No, shes left-handed."



WIFE: -- silence --



HUSBAND: "sh*t."

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