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mrt
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Would you re-marry?
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April 23, 2007, 12:11:05 PM
Husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed
reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question.
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not? Dont you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldnt you remarry?" HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, Id get married again."
WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, its a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do"
WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
HUSBAND: "No, Im sure shed want her own."
WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?
HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."
WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?
HUSBAND: "No, shes left-handed."
WIFE: -- silence --
HUSBAND: "sh*t."
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