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oh my dear god, some of my friends....
on: June 28, 2006, 22:39:38 PM
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Ryuken-Kai says:
and also i dont want to be camping whilst haemorhhaeging from the tw*t  
red/rob - No ones going to take me alive... says:
YOU ARE F**KING GROSS
red/rob - No ones going to take me alive... says:
YOU COULD HAVE PUT IT POLITLY



why.......  :shock:

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Re:oh my dear god, some of my friends....
Reply #1 on: June 29, 2006, 00:21:04 AM
I thought they had put it politely :o

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Re:oh my dear god, some of my friends....
Reply #2 on: June 29, 2006, 13:09:54 PM
She sounds delightful :lol:

Did you take part in rag week at uni?

Ahhh, the jokes that would arise from that...

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Re:oh my dear god, some of my friends....
Reply #3 on: June 29, 2006, 14:20:46 PM
you can tell by the stench
that shes got a septic trench
when the end of the month comes aroung

[chorus]Singing aye, aye, aye, aye, Tampax factory,
big ones, small ones, comes in packs of three.

You can tell by the SMELL,
 that she ISNT VERY WELL.
when the end of the month comes around.

chorus

you can tell by the moaning
that shes losing haemoglobin
when the end of the month comes aroung

chorus

you can tell by the taste
that her babys gone to waste
when the end of the month comes around

chorus

you can tell by the hum
that youll have to f*** her bum
when they end of the month comes around

chorus

You can tell by the FROWN,
 that youll have to GO FOR BROWN.
When the end of the month comes around.

You can tell by the ROPE, that you HAVENT GOT A HOPE

etc...etc...

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oh my dear god, some of my friends....
Reply #4 on: June 29, 2006, 14:47:22 PM
:$

>-<

still cant stand the thought

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Re:oh my dear god, some of my friends....
Reply #5 on: June 29, 2006, 16:34:54 PM
Quote from: Dave
you can tell by the stench
that shes got a septic trench
when the end of the month comes aroung

[chorus]Singing aye, aye, aye, aye, Tampax factory,
big ones, small ones, comes in packs of three.

You can tell by the SMELL,
 that she ISNT VERY WELL.
when the end of the month comes around.

chorus

you can tell by the moaning
that shes losing haemoglobin
when the end of the month comes aroung

chorus

you can tell by the taste
that her babys gone to waste
when the end of the month comes around

chorus

you can tell by the hum
that youll have to f*** her bum
when they end of the month comes around

chorus

You can tell by the FROWN,
 that youll have to GO FOR BROWN.
When the end of the month comes around.

You can tell by the ROPE, that you HAVENT GOT A HOPE

etc...etc...

 :mrgreen:


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