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Started by Bacon, April 28, 2011, 23:13:48 PM

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Clock'd 0Ne

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Yes, I had to LOL at that too  ;D

Quote from: Eggtastico on May 20, 2011, 18:33:41 PM
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Soon to be replaced with another oil burner :thumbup:



I just noticed, even on the ramps you can see how low the rear is sat, its practically rubbing the arches. Dodgy  :lol:

Mongoose

Quote from: Clock'd 0Ne on May 20, 2011, 18:31:40 PM

Nearside rear Anti-roll bar linkage insecure
Offside rear Anti-roll bar linkage insecure
Rear Anti-roll bar missing
Front windscreen washer provides insufficient washer liquid

I'd say that's suitable evidence that the linkages are insecure yes.........

and with the variety and severity of the rest of the faults, I had to LOL at the windscreen washer!

sorry for your loss man, may she rust in peace.

XEntity

Well the fact that you made it to the MOT, just goes to show you don't really need all that stuff anyway :P

Clock'd 0Ne

Quote from: Mongoose on May 20, 2011, 20:40:36 PM
Quote from: Clock'd 0Ne on May 20, 2011, 18:31:40 PM

Nearside rear Anti-roll bar linkage insecure
Offside rear Anti-roll bar linkage insecure
Rear Anti-roll bar missing
Front windscreen washer provides insufficient washer liquid

I'd say that's suitable evidence that the linkages are insecure yes.........

and with the variety and severity of the rest of the faults, I had to LOL at the windscreen washer!

sorry for your loss man, may she rust in peace.

We ripped off the ARB when I was trying to jump start Alan's van with the tow rope attached to the rear ARB :lol:

XEntity

Quote from: Clock'd 0Ne on May 20, 2011, 21:24:03 PM
Quote from: Mongoose on May 20, 2011, 20:40:36 PM
Quote from: Clock'd 0Ne on May 20, 2011, 18:31:40 PM

Nearside rear Anti-roll bar linkage insecure
Offside rear Anti-roll bar linkage insecure
Rear Anti-roll bar missing
Front windscreen washer provides insufficient washer liquid

I'd say that's suitable evidence that the linkages are insecure yes.........

and with the variety and severity of the rest of the faults, I had to LOL at the windscreen washer!

sorry for your loss man, may she rust in peace.

We ripped off the ARB when I was trying to jump start Alan's van with the tow rope attached to the rear ARB :lol:

Thread title justified then me thinks  :ptu:

Clock'd 0Ne

The best was actually getting Alan's vans started! A thick cloud of smoke (and I don't just mean mist, I mean a literal, thick, massive, white opaque cloud) filled the A27 so it was pretty much impassable for 5 mins and Alan rattled his van off to do a delivery, needing something like 15 jump starts to get home again  :lol:

matt5cott

I'm rubbish with cars and I plain don't understand a lot of the lingo, but it's still tickling me  :D :lol:

Bacon

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Quote from: XEntity on May 20, 2011, 18:53:51 PM
I like that only the hand brake actually makes it dangerous?  :rofl:

Its laughable isnt it :D Don't they know we can just leave it in gear!
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Mark


Bacon

Quote from: Mark on May 21, 2011, 00:37:00 AM
how can a car get into that state ??

Before you say it. Nige is a great driver.
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Mongoose

Quote from: Bacon on May 21, 2011, 01:11:05 AM
Quote from: Mark on May 21, 2011, 00:37:00 AM
how can a car get into that state ??

Before you say it. Nige is a great driver.

from the look of things he'd have to be just to avoid killing himself LOL

soopahfly

Over on the cool side of the pillow, my Free Soarer has just passed it's third MOT in my ownership.
Nothing has been done to it other than servicing.

Beanissocoollike

Quote from: Mark on May 21, 2011, 00:37:00 AM
how can a car get into that state ??

Because the previous owner was a massive phallus.

Bacon

Quote from: Beanissocoollike on May 21, 2011, 12:11:06 PM
Quote from: Mark on May 21, 2011, 00:37:00 AM
how can a car get into that state ??

Because the previous owner was a massive phallus.

Thats no way to talk about Knighty!  :worried:
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Beanissocoollike

Quote from: Bacon on May 21, 2011, 13:54:30 PM
Quote from: Beanissocoollike on May 21, 2011, 12:11:06 PM
Quote from: Mark on May 21, 2011, 00:37:00 AM
how can a car get into that state ??

Because the previous owner was a massive phallus.

Thats no way to talk about Knighty!  :worried:

No, he just has one (: